OK...I'm curious...most of us on here believe that hitting women is wrong. But if a woman is attacking you...not provoking you...i'm talking about slapping, punching, kicking, scratching, biting, etc. And not just one slap. I mean she's really trying to hurt you with repetitive strikes.....what would you do?
Would you make an exception and knock her out? What's your alternative.
My alternative is to grapple her and get the rear mount with hooks (mma dudes know what's up). Probably put her in a full nelson. Wait til she calms down.
Worst case scenario though, i really think i might push the back of her head through the dry wall and just hold her there and look at her like "trick, you really wanna try this?" That SOUNDS a bit excessive, but it's more intimidating than painful.
Your turn. Please, offer a best case scenario and a worst case scenario....and preferably a comedic scenario...this doesn't have to be a serious thread. Domestic abuse can be funny if you say it the right way....but never in real life is it funny...except when they're celebrities........or clowns.....or midgets......or poor white trash with their silly hillbilly accents...gosh...i love hillbillies.
So, your turn...how would you beat...i mean, defuse your woman?
