March 20, 2009 @ 12:48 PM
Aww Skills

Post: 195

Join Date: Oct 2006

tell your story about the most wasted/fucked up you've ever been.

so here it goes..it was rush week at my school and we randomly decided to go with a frat that we had no intention of joining to a casino an hour and a half away. basically a lot of the frats went to this casino and on the way there people would drink on the bus ride. before we went on the bus ride, we got several free bong rips. i was vibin' and that's when the trouble started. we were chugging wine and doing funnels throughout the whole ride and the last thing i remember was sitting on a case of beer in the bus. i blacked out and couldn't remember a single thing after that. apparently as soon as i got out of the bus i decided it'd be smart to piss on the casino's wall right next to a cop. luckily he didn't do anything and i was told to just go in. people also told me that i went around asking the security guards if they knew where my friend was lol. i somehow miraculously wake up in bed the next morning confused as fuck because i don't remember the night before and i had throw up all over my clothes. i was wearing my fucking 3's that day which i still regret. but yeah that's my story.
March 20, 2009 @ 12:52 PM
AntonyT

Post: 3738

Join Date: Feb 2008

whataloser...

here's my story, i went downtown, got silly, took a bitch home, and did the dilly.
March 20, 2009 @ 12:57 PM
tapemanpl

Post: 602

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: Downtown Toronto

i normally don't go overboard, but after prom we had an after party and i just got mad wasted...blackedout sometime towards the end. the rest of this story is from what my friends have told me. we were going to my friends place to sleep over, on the way there outside i started talkining to a homeless guy, and was trying to speak japanese to him, somehoow we later ended up at a playground and i started screaming crazy random shit, went to mcdonalds and started going to strangers' tables and talking about john brown and ghetto revival from that white rapper show, and throughout the whole trip to my friends house while we were walking on the street i was ranting about really random shit, finally got to my friends house and started talking about elmo, went to sleep and was talking in my sleep, woke up a few hours after everyone went to sleep and sat in the hallway and creeped people out while they were going to the washroom...
March 20, 2009 @ 01:36 PM
kvc06

Post: 1648

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Chicago

probably this one time when in 8th grade when me and one of my friends were joking around and i pushed him into a small cliff the ***** got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so am thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time
March 20, 2009 @ 01:45 PM
AntonyT

Post: 3738

Join Date: Feb 2008

probably this one time when in 8th grade when me and one of my friends were joking around and i pushed him into a small cliff the ***** got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so am thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time


ah, i see you decided to post the most 'fucked up' you have ever been. very clever, in any case, it made me laugh.
March 20, 2009 @ 01:50 PM
kvc06

Post: 1648

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Chicago

^ lmao
March 20, 2009 @ 01:52 PM
randomgrandeur

Post: 1824

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: mASS, emphasis on th...

there was this one time when i was drinking and camping when i was a youngin with alot of my friends, we were sittin by the bon fire and there was a river just out back and nothing but dense forest on the other side. it was gettin late and i noticed one amber dot floating on the other side. i thought it was a fire fly then another one came out right beside it and they were floating together like they were eyes, then another set of green "eyes" came out and floated around in circles. me and my buddies where just starin at it then it just vanished. we checked the other side the next morning but there was nothing, not even a road if it was a cars head lights or anything. the weirdest thing is that when we walked in that area where the eyes appeared, it felt really really cold and this was during the middle of summer.
March 20, 2009 @ 01:54 PM
Aww Skills

Post: 195

Join Date: Oct 2006

^drunk/paranormal experience. interesting.
March 20, 2009 @ 06:39 PM
KALiKUSH

Post: 2611

Join Date: Jan 2008

probably this one time when in 8th grade when me and one of my friends were joking around and i pushed him into a small cliff the ***** got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so am thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time


LMAO! damn posted it before i could. hahaha
March 20, 2009 @ 06:43 PM
zyezye

Post: 4411

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: somewhere, over the...

there was this one time when i was drinking and camping when i was a youngin with alot of my friends, we were sittin by the bon fire and there was a river just out back and nothing but dense forest on the other side. It was gettin late and i noticed one amber dot floating on the other side. I thought it was a fire fly then another one came out right beside it and they were floating together like they were eyes, then another set of green "eyes" came out and floated around in circles. Me and my buddies where just starin at it then it just vanished. We checked the other side the next morning but there was nothing, not even a road if it was a cars head lights or anything. The weirdest thing is that when we walked in that area where the eyes appeared, it felt really really cold and this was during the middle of summer.



lulz
March 20, 2009 @ 07:03 PM
Soul Kitchen

Post: 513

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Oakland, CA

popped these anti motion sickness pills people take on boats and planes.. dramamine

me and my homie popped 24 of em each and i ended up driving through his neighborhood (like a 5 minute drive), and we ended up driving for around 50 minutes and neither of us remember where we were or anything for the entire time

im surprised we didnt have a wreck that shit fucks you up so much, you get so wasted its hard to speak because you forget what words mean, i remember seeing a black panther coming out of someone's garbage can, scared the shit outta me
March 20, 2009 @ 08:19 PM
theconqueror

Post: 1065

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: 323

my homie threw a party and i pregamed too hard (monster+vodka, and vodka shots. i was on an empty stomach). by 11 i was gone. my girl arrived around 1130 and i only remember her for a split second. a lot of my friends from highschool had come down from college.. i hadnt seen those niggz in like 2 years. they were there but i only remember seeing their faces and nothing else. like everything around their faces was blurred out.

then i guess i was throwing up in my homies house, then outside his house. then my homie had to carry me on his back to my girls car down the block. i was in the car throwing up in a plastic bag (from what they told me). i gave her and her homegirl directions to her house which i dont remember. (for all you LA heads.. highland park to montebello). then my girls brother had to carry me into her house. then i remmber being in my girls bed throwing up and her momz was just looking at me. again... just her face. everything else was blurry. i wake up the next morningz and i threw up. hahahahahaha

never again
March 20, 2009 @ 08:30 PM
weed_dad69

Post: 324

Join Date: Mar 2009

i cant remember my MOST fucked up thats how fucked up i was but i can remember this one time
well it was rush week at my school and we randomly decided to go with a frat that we had no intention of joining to a casino an hour and a half away. basically a lot of the frats went to this casino and on the way there people would drink on the bus ride. before we went on the bus ride, we got several free bong rips. i was vibin' and that's when the trouble started. we were chugging wine and doing funnels throughout the whole ride and the last thing i remember was sitting on a case of beer in the bus. i blacked out and couldn't remember a single thing after that. apparently as soon as i got out of the bus i decided it'd be smart to piss on the casino's wall right next to a cop. luckily he didn't do anything and i was told to just go in. people also told me that i went around asking the security guards if they knew where my friend was lol. i somehow miraculously wake up in bed the next morning confused as fuck because i don't remember the night before and i had throw up all over my clothes. i was wearing my fucking 3's that day which i still regret. but yeah that's my story.
March 20, 2009 @ 08:43 PM
c-3lee

Post: 28

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Plymouth, UK.

"time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted, woke up today and all I can say iiiiiissssssssss... that party last night was awefuly crazy, I wished we taped it, I danced my face off and had this one girl completely naked"
March 20, 2009 @ 08:50 PM
weed_dad69

Post: 324

Join Date: Mar 2009

"time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted, woke up today and all I can say iiiiiissssssssss... that party last night was awefuly crazy, I wished we taped it, I danced my face off and had this one girl completely naked"

fucking kill yourself
March 21, 2009 @ 12:41 AM
the x bassmint

Post: 53

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: chitown

fucking kill yourself


lolz
March 21, 2009 @ 03:49 AM
Joe_

Post: 2742

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Australia

you guys are just too crazy
March 21, 2009 @ 04:26 AM
hottikatti

Post: 511

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Tampere, Suomen tasa...

This reminds me of the time when it was rush week at my school and we randomly decided to go with a frat that we had no intention of joining to a casino an hour and a half away. basically a lot of the frats went to this casino and on the way there people would drink on the bus ride. before we went on the bus ride, we got several free bong rips. i was vibin' and that's when the trouble started. we were chugging wine and doing funnels throughout the whole ride and the last thing i remember was sitting on a case of beer in the bus. i blacked out and couldn't remember a single thing after that. apparently as soon as i got out of the bus i decided it'd be smart to piss on the casino's wall right next to a cop. luckily he didn't do anything and i was told to just go in. people also told me that i went around asking the security guards if they knew where my friend was lol. i somehow miraculously wake up in bed the next morning confused as fuck because i don't remember the night before and i had throw up all over my clothes. i was wearing my fucking 3's that day which i still regret. but yeah that's my story.
March 21, 2009 @ 08:36 AM
Langox510x

Post: 1435

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: Oakland, CA/Stevens...

I was, and it was pretty fun too. cool
March 21, 2009 @ 08:46 AM
thepaintedbird

Post: 925

Join Date: Jul 2008

probably this one time when in 8th grade when me and one of my friends were joking around and i pushed him into a small cliff the ***** got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so am thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time

This might be the most pathetic thing I've ever read. I hope it's fake.

Also don't say "*****" or any variation of what word I think that is ever again, please.
March 21, 2009 @ 09:19 AM
Cairo

Post: 495

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Bay Area

One time I was in Watsonville for some strange reason (wrestling tournament or something? I don't fucking remember) and driving around town drunk as fuck with these mexican kids I met. (driver was sober, chillax)

Anyway we picked up some tequila and I started just downing it with this other fool, both of us got waayyyyy more fucked up than anyone else. We pulled up to some random house with a ton of cars parked out front, and the guys said there was some fine breezys here that texted them and said to come over. So we go inside and it's like a dance party or some shit, all dark with lights and reggeaton blasting. I started grinding up on some cute mexican chick that was like two feet shorter than me. So I did the dance thing for awhile, started gettin hot and making out and I really wanted to smash.

We go outside to talk and cuddle and whatever and some burly mexican guy comes up and is like "you talkin to me girl homes?" I was drunk, horny, and angry so I pushed him and we started talking shit, about to brawl on the patio when out of NOWHERE the other kid that was as drunk as me runs up and is like "dont fuck wit us, puta!" and smashed a bottle over his head.

That nig hits the floor, and it's an instant melee. Full on battle royale all over the place. I'm taller than a majority of the people there so I'm just throwing hooks to fools domes all over, trying to get back in the house. I get back in, and I'm dashing across the house trying to get out to the car, people just kicking the shit out of each other. Some bitch tried to get in my way so I close lined her and sent her ass spinnin. Finally I get into the driveway, but get tackled from behind. Some fat Puerto Rican has me pinned and pulled a knife on me. I'm thinking "oh fuck, im gonna die right now" and hes saying all kinds of shit to me in Spanish. Him and his crew pull me to my feet, and he's about to gank me with the blade when a car just smashes into him and knocks him into the garage door. It runs over his broken body a few times when I notice it's a taxi cab. Not a normal taxi cab... The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. True fucking story. I got scars to prove it.
March 21, 2009 @ 05:27 PM
theconqueror

Post: 1065

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: 323

^^^^hahahahaha. got me. sad
March 21, 2009 @ 06:23 PM
line-one

Post: 666

Join Date: Apr 2007

my senior year of h.s. I went to visit my bro at unc which is always a really fun time. I went up friday got there about 1ish got ot the can and started drinking and smoking. It was there last day of class for the year so there was allot that was going on. Went around from friend to friends dorm/house and frats drinking at all of them That night we went to allot of partys but ended up at our friends frat that has the biggist party of the night that you had to have wrist bands and shit for. They had a moat built arround the house filled with water and with gold fish. One kid beer bonged a gold fish that was still alive. ended up blacking out there wakking up pretty much naked in this really cool hollowed out bush they have to smoke in. I was all scrapped up from the slip and slide. people said we were goin crazy till 7 am went and ate took a nap and started again we were originally ganna take it easy but we were ganna go over to a friends house drink alittle smoke and watch planet earth. Ended up turning in to a huge house party. We found water guns in the basement filled them with beer and ran around shooting people and drinking out of the guns. blacked out woke up in some random dorm. checked my phone and i had drunk dialed tons people all night.
March 22, 2009 @ 10:16 PM
lingDx3

Post: 46

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: KillaCali

i was in san diego at some random ass motel. i hit like 2 blunts on the way there. sparked one more when we got there. took about 5 shots of 99 apple and had 3 bottles of smirnoff. i ran around in my bra and shorts screaming "im gonna eat my cheezits". my ex kept trying to calm me down and everytime he would try and hold me i would scream "i don't like sex! i don't like it in the booty!" i was red like a literal fucking apple.
someone finally gave me some cheezits and gave me a shirt/slippers and after about 3-4 pieces i threw up and started running around again screaming "i don't like sex! i don't like it in the booty!"
my cousin brought me up to my room and tried to help me out. i threw up on her too. i took 5 more shots and thizzed. i don't remember from that point on. all i know is that i woke up in someone elses room in their bathtub hugging a box of cheezits with bruises all over my hips and thighs -_____-
March 22, 2009 @ 10:25 PM
go0seMUFC

Post: 1368

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: anywhere my bitches...

to thizz...to roll...
March 23, 2009 @ 10:54 AM
Hellah Fresh

Post: 4048

Join Date: Dec 2006

^^^ Niceee! I drank 1 beer about 9pm... met up with the guys at a house party about 930... got outta the car and seen the guys in the Expedition cutting up a few lines... Took a line and felt wired about 20mins later standing outside with the wind blowing making me cold... went home about 45mins later to get my hoodie and my cash... head back to the same house and drank 3 more beers to sober myself up from being wired too hard... went back to the homies house about 1230 and pop 2 blue dophins.... got home at 330am... went to bed thizzing a bit and wired next to my gf... tried to fall asleep but i couldnt. Yeah this was this weeeknd.
March 23, 2009 @ 06:19 PM
go0seMUFC

Post: 1368

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: anywhere my bitches...

I remember four months ago the fad was Yellow Dolphins, Blue Nikes, and Yellow Star of Davids. Now however, I ran into some Blue Whales. Quite exceptional.
March 23, 2009 @ 06:26 PM
Cairo

Post: 495

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Bay Area

I remember four months ago the fad was Yellow Dolphins, Blue Nikes, and Yellow Star of Davids. Now however, I ran into some Blue Whales. Quite exceptional.


Damn, I need to roll again
March 23, 2009 @ 06:37 PM
DBCEE

Post: 1267

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: SFC

I remember four months ago the fad was Yellow Dolphins, Blue Nikes, and Yellow Star of Davids. Now however, I ran into some Blue Whales. Quite exceptional.


around here it was all about the yellow pistols, blue glocks, white nikes, and orange buddhas.

one night i popped 3 yellow pistols and went to a party with a carload of homies. we get pulled over on the way there. cop says our tail light is out and to go home. im in the back of the car feelin myself and he doesnt even notice. go to the party for 5 hours (most crackin shit ive ever been to 200+ people, full bar(free drinks), drunk bitches everywhere in a fucking mansion with hookahs in the kitchen, DJ Hardknox was there too), on our way home at 3 in the morning, still kinda gurpt but mostly high as fuck. SAME FUCKING COP pulls us over and says i thought i told you to go home? and my friend that was driving was like we came to get some food. he let us go home.

fucking amazing night
March 23, 2009 @ 07:50 PM
Bill B.

Post: 727

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Philly

I never get wasted. Once I get really trashed but still functional, I stop until my buzz leaves. Then I proceed to drink again.

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