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March 5, 2009 @ 06:10 PM
.IC3.

Post: 570

Join Date: Oct 2008

I knew this old guy around his 60-70's. He lives near me.

So I knew him for about 1month, he always talks to me at the bus stop.

So then one day he goes... ahh you got a nice body to rub...

IM LIKE WTF!!
and it was so awkward. he was a fkin pedo!!
i got pedo'd. If I see him next time ima not let it slide so easy...

anywayz.. another one was,

my mate (a guy) was asked BY ANOTHER GUY if he wanted to go prom wit him...
dam homo!
March 5, 2009 @ 06:12 PM
Adam Sofa

Post: 824

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Wayne's World, IL

March 5, 2009 @ 06:18 PM
bloxheads

Post: 1573

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: My Dads Balls

my dad asked can i fuck him
March 5, 2009 @ 06:28 PM
futtttt

Post: 359

Join Date: Feb 2009

once i asked a guy's friend to prom
dam straight!
March 5, 2009 @ 06:34 PM
saurier

Post: 1465

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Fourbones

i've been asked if i've been asked inappropriate questions

that's my private business bud!

http://saurierco.com ///////////////////// Molosser Rex

March 5, 2009 @ 06:34 PM
ndtunes

Post: 110

Join Date: Dec 2008




LOL!!! "mmmm..."
March 5, 2009 @ 06:37 PM
*MILK*

Post: 342

Join Date: Apr 2008



Exactly what I was thinking
March 5, 2009 @ 06:38 PM
nasDAQ

Post: 776

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Torontooooooooo

just waitin for the bustyy old paper boy smile, give me some good NEWSS
March 5, 2009 @ 06:38 PM
dunnlanguage

Post: 461

Join Date: Jul 2007

???
March 5, 2009 @ 08:27 PM
PepShe

Post: 176

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Chi-town

It was a hillbilly costume party, and i was wearing overalls. A gay girl was there who had been eye me the whole night... i tryed to stay away from her but that liquor made my camo skills skewed. So she caught me! and said....

"Them overalls are to loose on the lil' body of yours, i need you to tighten it up so i can see which is fatter... that ass.. or that pussy... "



.........

.................................

............................................................ bitch wha???
March 5, 2009 @ 08:40 PM
zyezye

Post: 4411

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: somewhere, over the...

^^took me a while to remember that you were a girl lol
March 5, 2009 @ 08:40 PM
dots...

Post: 1073

Join Date: Aug 2007

It was a hillbilly costume party, and i was wearing overalls. A gay girl was there who had been eye me the whole night... i tryed to stay away from her but that liquor made my camo skills skewed. So she caught me! and said....

"Them overalls are to loose on the lil' body of yours, i need you to tighten it up so i can see which is fatter... that ass.. or that pussy... "



.........

.................................

............................................................ bitch wha???


awkward moment sex ensues?
March 5, 2009 @ 08:53 PM
PepShe

Post: 176

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Chi-town

lol zye... most still think i'm a guy anyway lol

and no way jose ensue-ness....

i ran away!... i was scared
March 5, 2009 @ 09:26 PM
carlsaw

Post: 208

Join Date: Oct 2008

i feel like a stop sign you wanna keep passin me
March 5, 2009 @ 09:28 PM
!OhYesHeDid!

Post: 2114

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: New York City,By way...

Pep gfto here you know damn will you let her smash.

But the most awkward thing ive ever been asked was is my dick big. My friends my mom asked me this. It was awkward at the time,but now that i look back at it I prolly should have offered to show it to her.
March 5, 2009 @ 09:30 PM
ClydeFrazier

Post: 6407

Join Date: Feb 2009

if she was a milf then you definitely missed an opportunity

Melo Gang All Day

March 5, 2009 @ 09:31 PM
hoyitsRalph

Post: 102

Join Date: Dec 2008

Few weeks ago, I was waiting in the bus with some old maggot, and brings up what I'm listening too, I said I was listening to some Hip-hop, and bitch was just yappin about how people shouldnt listen to this type of music, and kept telling me what the difference between a ni**a and a ni**er means...
March 5, 2009 @ 09:34 PM
PepShe

Post: 176

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Chi-town

wait... your mom asked you if your dick was big?.... and you want to let her see...

oh no...

(and you right.. i did let her smash... and it was scrumpdiddlyumpcious)
March 5, 2009 @ 09:36 PM
!OhYesHeDid!

Post: 2114

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: New York City,By way...

wait... your mom asked you if your dick was big?.... and you want to let her see...

oh no...

(and you right.. i did let her smash... and it was scrumpdiddlyumpcious)


No my friends my asked. And your jokes still suck. Goddamn Pep.|0
March 5, 2009 @ 09:41 PM
BillionaireBoy

Post: 413

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: San Francisco,CA

I was at work once and my gf also worked with me and she came up to me when I was ringing up a customer then walked away. The guy asked "who is that?" and i said "my lady." This *****h asked "have you fucked her yet?" I wanted to slam him into the cd rack.
March 5, 2009 @ 09:42 PM
PepShe

Post: 176

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Chi-town

No my friends my asked. And your jokes still suck. Goddamn Pep.|0


i <3 U 2
March 6, 2009 @ 12:10 AM
Ferris

Post: 456

Join Date: May 2008

Location: SoCal 818

this one time i walked up to this girl and said "bitch, what that smell like?"


LOL

/thread
March 6, 2009 @ 12:56 AM
Sarcaustic

Post: 2297

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: California

I was at work once and my gf also worked with me and she came up to me when I was ringing up a customer then walked away. The guy asked "who is that?" and i said "my lady." This *****h asked "have you fucked her yet?" I wanted to slam him into the cd rack.


Damn, I would be pissed too. razz
March 6, 2009 @ 11:29 AM
Lew

Post: 3336

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Los Angeles

lol zye... most still think i'm a guy anyway lol

and no way jose ensue-ness....

i ran away!... i was scared


Most think you are a guy because you look like the average guy walking down the street
March 6, 2009 @ 01:21 PM
wiznerd1

Post: 526

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: L.A.

one time this weird ass girl who i thought was the hottest girl on earth and if i saw her would i rape her
i was just like wtf
March 6, 2009 @ 01:49 PM
&bullshit

Post: 1288

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: Los Angeles

wot?

http://92riots.tumblr.com/

March 6, 2009 @ 01:53 PM
Guileless

Post: 38

Join Date: Mar 2009

I was walking down the street and this mexican dude riding a bike selling roses asked if i was chinese, I said nah I'm filipino. then he asked if I eat dogs -_-
March 6, 2009 @ 03:22 PM
FreshAddict

Post: 3030

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: TORONTO!

never been hit on by an old pedo
March 7, 2009 @ 03:03 PM
JoyousPlots

Post: 20

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: places

Ignorant Mofo: "You're from Africa?"
Me: "I was born in Nigeria.... but i'm from New York"
Ignorant Mofo: "Wow, can you speak click?"
Me: .................................................(walk away)
March 7, 2009 @ 04:10 PM
PepShe

Post: 176

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Chi-town

^ shoulda said yea.. but i lick it better...

he woulda thought u was wierd. I'd love you though
"we like them boys up top from the BK!!"
(yea i'm bored and at work sowha)

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