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November 20, 2007 @ 08:53 PM
fleaseflease

Post: 171

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: toronto whattup

What are some of the best punch lines you heard from your fav artists?




ps:I did a search on punch lines only found "make your own punchlines" but if this was posted b4 feel free to lock.
November 20, 2007 @ 09:06 PM
H. Drew

Post: 719

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: Denton, Tx

i know i went to college and dropped out of school quick
but i always had a phd a prety huge dick
ladies gettin tired of guys like this
when giving head is like a whale using a toothpick

kanye west-breathe in breathe out

http://theurbanerenaissance.com/ http://theurbanerenaissance.tumblr.com/

November 20, 2007 @ 09:28 PM
fleaseflease

Post: 171

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: toronto whattup

"they take me as a sereous threat, ha thts funny cause i aint ever sereous yet"

jadakiss
forgot what song
November 20, 2007 @ 09:41 PM
OB_5

Post: 329

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: Augusta, GA

You couldn't see me like im 4 feet tall standing behind a 4'3" wall -- Lupe Fiasco
November 20, 2007 @ 10:00 PM

Inactive

"dont intervien chumps, yall far from the hood like limousine trunks" Lupe

"till then ima showboat on these tracks like carnaval cruises" Phonte

"get your salary taxed off the top, cause you over the cap" Big Pooh

"i just wanna blow off your right arm, and watch fall off like wyclef when he started flowing like Dylan" Grafh

"Feds they like wack rappers, try as they may they'll never get me on a hook" Jay
November 20, 2007 @ 10:11 PM
YungBrooklyn

Post: 790

Join Date: Jun 2007

"Ask Beavis i get nothing But-Head"

-Big L
November 20, 2007 @ 10:15 PM
FearItSelf

Post: 3103

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Portland Oregon

"and when i was five my favorite movie was the gremlins, that got shit to do with this, but i just thought that i should mention"
Weezy, Sky Is the Limit
November 20, 2007 @ 11:26 PM
bloxheads 

Post: 320

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: la la land

inni
menie
mini
mo
cath a tiger
buy its dick
if you suck
he'll let go
no homo.-

me
November 21, 2007 @ 11:35 AM
fleaseflease

Post: 171

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: toronto whattup

"Ask Beavis i get nothing But-Head"

-Big L


propzzz whats the song?
November 21, 2007 @ 12:47 PM
JKISSI

Post: 3015

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: THE BRONX

My rhymes are fill of punchlines and metaphors /
Your girl give that good head what you think I me ta phor ( met her for )
November 21, 2007 @ 01:28 PM
homicid3

Post: 279

Join Date: May 2007

Location: NYC

"F***n punk, you ain't a leader, what? Nobody followed you.
You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you"


- Big L
November 21, 2007 @ 01:32 PM
Christdawg

Post: 2640

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: Queens, NYC

"When it comes to getting nookie, im not a rookie. I got girls that make that bitch Toni Braxton look like whoopi". -BIG-L
November 21, 2007 @ 02:23 PM
dalek

Post: 1782

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: SINY

"Don't answer back, this is hard shit to follow
and you can't spit, *****, so you obviously must swallow.
" ~ Masta Ace
November 21, 2007 @ 03:06 PM
Mute

Post: 214

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: LEFT COAST

"Do a back flip straight off a church steeple
Masturbating on naked pictures of janet reno

Roll into Def Jam drunk smelling like hogs breath
Just to ask DMX why he hasn't found his dogs yet

I force feed Richard Simmons a big ass bag of snickers
Challenge Christopher Reeves to a game of twister" - Cunnin Lynguist
November 21, 2007 @ 05:40 PM
illy

Post: 1969

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: sandiegocaliforniaba...

"Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance"





sike.
November 21, 2007 @ 10:23 PM
GranzoRico

Post: 1402

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: boogie down bx

than I'll punch you in the stomach, I don't give a heck,
(hey yo, why you bug a hooker like thatconfused
yo, she breathed on my neck - shaq "i know i got skillz"


lol so wack that its good....nah just funny not good
November 22, 2007 @ 01:57 AM
Ed.Hooligan

Post: 1256

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: Dubai, UAE / Crook C...

"mutual respect is wild, cats like KRS admire me. Music's my apprentice, Donald Trump couldn't fire me! Any sticky drama, b, physically I'mma strike back. Vin Diesel was like Chino n*gga how'd your arms get like that?!...I sit back, simplify the style, monumental! 'cause n*ggas keep missing the point like a broken pencil" - Chino XL from the "I Wish you Would" joint with Canibus and Royce. The whole song is fuego

www.soundcloud.com/EdHooligan

November 22, 2007 @ 02:07 AM
AfrocentricPatrick

Post: 2375

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: 910 side of thangs,...

"Do a back flip straight off a church steeple
Masturbating on naked pictures of janet reno

Roll into Def Jam drunk smelling like hogs breath
Just to ask DMX why he hasn't found his dogs yet

I force feed Richard Simmons a big ass bag of snickers
Challenge Christopher Reeves to a game of twister" - Cunnin Lynguist


props

ands its Cunninlynguists. THEY are a group.
November 22, 2007 @ 07:55 PM
dalek

Post: 1782

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: SINY

props

ands its Cunninlynguists. THEY are a group.


Kno's beats are SICK. But both of them suck as MCs.
November 23, 2007 @ 03:47 AM
Allurre

Post: 659

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: L.A, BANGKOK, COAST...

So game tight I lost circulation - Allurre

LOL, what a self quote.

Well some hot punchlines are evident in Blue Magic.
November 23, 2007 @ 09:23 AM
dmwalking

moderator

Post: 3535

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: New England

punch you in the chest so hard your shoulders touch- canibus

my style like aids, half of ya'll got it and none ya'll are saying sh*t- chino xl

jesus came to the vocal booth, like "chino, you the next me!"- chino xl

i destroy sh*t/ pinpoint astroids in orbit/ then hurl niiggas thousands of miles an hour toward it- canibus

pun's whole first verse on dream shatterer....reverse that i curse at the first wack niigga with the worst rap cuz he ain't worth jack/hit him with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap/ make his whole body jerk back/ watch the earth crack/ hand him his purse back

I'm live evil/ i know live people anxious to bang you with heavy metal like magneto/now who really on that gansta sh*t/ not every niigga with a stomach tatoo bandanna and a clique, homie/ you ain't dope just cuz you sniff it/ or lace your blunt with it/ that just makes you a wack rapper AND a drug addict, get it?- ras kass

i'm just a mean person/You never seen worse than/ so when slim gets that m16 bursting/ you gettin spun backwards like every word of obscene cursing on the b side of my first single with the clean version- eminem

and when i'm down with 10 seconds left in the whole bout/ i'm a throw a headbutt so hard i'll knock us both out- eminem

guy on some broke bus. Love, Sosa. "Don't feed the trolls" initiative coming soon. We can rebuild.

November 23, 2007 @ 06:39 PM
Suedehead

Post: 436

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: Los Angeles

R.I.P. Big L
coolMake sure my mic is loud and my production is tight
Better watch me round your girl if you ain't fucking her right
-BIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG L
November 23, 2007 @ 06:54 PM
Brooklyn_718

Post: 2561

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Location: Pluto

"I know we got drama but I'll still show up at ya funeral and hug ya ugly ass mama" - Royce da 5'9''
November 23, 2007 @ 07:27 PM
Rickumentary

Post: 71

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: Melb, Australia

they wanna know why im so fly,
a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye!

my favourite big l line.
November 23, 2007 @ 07:49 PM
dalek

Post: 1782

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: SINY

Basically, both of L's verses on the 7 minute freestyle.
November 23, 2007 @ 10:11 PM
Orpami

Post: 1611

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: Miami, Fl

" Sit on my laptop, finger your keyboard,
click your mouse go to goodsex.org I got a hard disk,
for your disk drive, memory performance depends on the chip size,
microsoft kisses, on ya desktop, send a message instant,
get in ya mail box, never catch a virus when I'm at ya website,
we all need computer love in our sex life."

Somebody Black
November 24, 2007 @ 04:41 PM

Inactive

"I'M A TIGHT PANTS WEARING ASS *****"
November 25, 2007 @ 01:08 AM
sheepstuh

Post: 16

Join Date: Nov 2007

puttin thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches - big L

like other people said anything from big l and jay z 7 min freestyle is golden.
November 25, 2007 @ 02:40 AM
rayshiest

Post: 1093

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: brownsville brooklyn

"You could date a stick of dynamite and still wont go out with a bang" - Infinite Eminem.
November 25, 2007 @ 02:41 AM
rayshiest

Post: 1093

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: brownsville brooklyn

"If you aint ever stole a Gate, you could take Offense (a fence)" - Infinite Eminem

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