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January 20, 2009 @ 01:07 AM
Krooks

Post: 645

Join Date: Nov 2008

i've got soul, but im not a soldier -the killers
January 20, 2009 @ 03:51 AM
SkyGaurdian

Post: 7

Join Date: Aug 2008

You dont know me or my motherfuckin mother you motherfuckin punk
Put me on your motherfuckin cover to sell your little sell out mag
I aint mad I feel bad, heres an ad, heres a poster of Ray-Ray and his dad
-Eminem

Do somethin'! At least one punchline
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs

- Eminem

You not Pac's songs without laws will help you sleep
You got shot in your video trying to mock pac your "mock"avelli get your own identity
- Kuniva
January 20, 2009 @ 11:59 AM
Maison

Post: 121

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: SoHo, Nyc

DAMN SOME OF THE PUNCHLINES IN HERE SUCK ASS

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE FROM PUNCHLINES & METAPHORS DONT GET IT CONFUSED


JOE BUDDENS WHOLE VERSE OFF "FAMILY REUNION"


I flow sickly ridin bumpin old biggie
Roll wit me or lose wait Nicole Richie
Fuck plat if I don
January 21, 2009 @ 06:17 PM
senornigel1256

Post: 298

Join Date: Oct 2008

This song is just too funny.
RZA laid this down perfectly.

Spectacular cardiovascular attacker!
Shaq's on the track with the blackular,
Puzzler! Rugged slugger, 40 oz guzzler,
Gold nugget fangs punch holes inside your jugular
Veins... do it quick, before your brain get drained...
With the horror you now have become stained...
Ice cold, like the winter, Eskimo! Enter,
The skill like a splinter! A decimal,
Let's have a festival, Wu-Tang Killer Bees, we...
(Suuuuuuu!) Ah, intellectual,
Styles break your mind!
Shine, *****, shine!
January 21, 2009 @ 07:43 PM
ZachBlack44

Post: 138

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: PA

Immortal Technique is fuc*in nice

*You can french kiss this clenched fist*

One man brigade,spreadin cancer plaque...just f**kin a pussies face while holdin a hand grenade.

Idk those are the ones i remember since listenin 2 him last
January 21, 2009 @ 09:27 PM
rtst102

Post: 1934

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Chicago, IL

idk if its been said but:

"*****s want me dead but they scared to step to me, rip they guts out like a hysterectomy"

ghostface killah- the champ
January 21, 2009 @ 10:31 PM
Daws

Post: 1650

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: VA

"I'll put in 5th gear like who's he goin to threaten next I'll fill his whole body with metal call it Weapon X" Budden
January 22, 2009 @ 10:53 AM
LiquidSwords

Post: 833

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Madison,WI

"I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin, put his brains in the street now you can see what he was just thinkin."- Big L. Honestly anything from Lifestyles of da Poor and Dangerous is filled with ill punchlines
January 22, 2009 @ 11:01 AM
L7OSER

Post: 382

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Baltimore, MD

I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head
Big L

Anonymity Empowers The Cowardly

January 22, 2009 @ 11:37 AM
AlwayS_DreSSeD

Post: 3015

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: uptown

Jadakiss

"I'm the reason *****s got deals the past few years
Sound anything like Kiss? then sign right here"

"Might find ya mans dead in the ocean
He be aight though, you know dead rappers get better promotion"

www.NickyDsss.com

January 22, 2009 @ 12:00 PM
Deemy

Post: 1835

Join Date: Aug 2006

Just found this funny from Clipse

"I ain't a soldier, boy, I get silly"
January 23, 2009 @ 01:22 PM
speks

Post: 1

Join Date: Jan 2009

my own
-`bitches ride up my dick like jim jones pants-me
-sicker than syphillis-split
-my life is filled with less hope than the prophecys of nastradamus-fugees
-get brave, u gon get a clip in rib cage-cassidy
-we prob-a-ly slaughter these *****s like klu klux klan-da kid split (chopper city) (big ups)
-beatin on *****s like i was one of the white leaders-da kid split
-ses and hey sex and brains smoke til i levitate-da kid split
-i could go for days popo say im loco hey-split
-im from a hood wer bodys drop more than mixtapes-lyrics aka young haze
-anything comin out of haters mouth is horse shit i got angstas that throw u out of this orbit just choruses and more hit lyrical spit adore this ur scores zip)-split
-im a cannibal im not tryin to kill im tryin to chop u up into lil pieces and eat you-eminem
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January 23, 2009 @ 06:40 PM
TheCityOfChi

Post: 4615

Join Date: Nov 2006

-`bitches ride up my dick like jim jones pants-me
-sicker than syphillis-split
-my life is filled with less hope than the prophecys of nastradamus-fugees
-get brave, u gon get a clip in rib cage-cassidy
-we prob-a-ly slaughter these *****s like klu klux klan-da kid split (chopper city) (big ups)
-beatin on *****s like i was one of the white leaders-da kid split
-ses and hey sex and brains smoke til i levitate-da kid split
-i could go for days popo say im loco hey-split
-im from a hood wer bodys drop more than mixtapes-lyrics aka young haze
-anything comin out of haters mouth is horse shit i got angstas that throw u out of this orbit just choruses and more hit lyrical spit adore this ur scores zip)-split
-im a cannibal im not tryin to kill im tryin to chop u up into lil pieces and eat you-eminem
-


those pretty much all sucked, i bet those are your freinds or some shit
January 23, 2009 @ 10:12 PM
havok...

Post: 1468

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Pittsburg, CA

Just found this funny from Clipse

"I show 'em i'm a soldier, boy, I get silly"


fixed.
January 24, 2009 @ 02:11 AM
Deemy

Post: 1835

Join Date: Aug 2006

^^^ Thanks, I forgot exactly what it was so I just got it from what I rememebered.
January 31, 2009 @ 01:53 PM
BrandoQ

Post: 668

Join Date: Oct 2007

Finesse, keep a Tech-9 in my dresser
Lyrical professor, keep you under pressure
Mind like a computer, the inserter
Paragraphs of murder, the nightclub flirter
This is Nas, kid, you know how it runs
I'm waving automatic guns at nuns
Sticking up the preachers in the church, I'm a stone crook
Serial killer, who works by the phone book
For you I got a lot to shoot my songs in here
My rhymes are hotter than a prostitute with ghonnerea
On the mic I let vocabulary spill
That y'all, kick em in the grill

-NAS

http://brandoq.tumblr.com/ http://soundcloud.com/bq92

January 31, 2009 @ 11:13 PM
moosehair

Post: 471

Join Date: Aug 2008

ima stormy night you a rainbow!!!cool
January 31, 2009 @ 11:22 PM
Jaylib

Post: 1736

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: Y0K0 JP

Keep your mind off what's mine for the keeping
Or I'll put a bomb in your house while you're sleeping (boom!)
Keep your distance, Hiero is watching you

-Souls Of Mischief
February 5, 2009 @ 01:57 PM
JaySS

Post: 165

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: t.o.

Not sure if this was posted already, but this one came to mind:

"I'm the illest lyricist in America,
emcees can't see me cuz I'm too quick for the human retina to regista.
I roll up on ya crew quicker than long sleeves,
at a Speed that would confuse Keanu Reeves."
February 5, 2009 @ 02:13 PM
almost1

Post: 979

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: NYC

jay-z and biggie smalls ***** shit ya draws

basisny.com

February 5, 2009 @ 08:15 PM
nasDAQ

Post: 776

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Torontooooooooo

Basically ALL of Big L's "Danger Zone"
May 25, 2009 @ 05:23 PM
OriginalCrooks

Post: 28

Join Date: Feb 2009

check the time its around that hour
lil *****s they aint around that powder
they aint super
or luigi
or mario
aint found that power
plus they couldnt spit fire if they found that flower
May 25, 2009 @ 05:36 PM
Joweee

Post: 3667

Join Date: Jul 2008

I push ki like DragonBall Z, you see what i'm Saiyan?

Lupe


What song ahahaha
May 25, 2009 @ 06:00 PM
Shanklin

Post: 9596

Join Date: Nov 2006

"*****'s know i'm sick, I don't spit I vomit"

-Wayne.

"I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them
I Jack/ I Rob/ I sin,
Ah man, I'm Jackie Robinson
cept when I run base, I dodge the pen "

-Jay Z

http://kevinshanklin.com/ IF YOU HAVE A FFFOUND.COM INVITE MSG ME

May 26, 2009 @ 12:14 AM
nasDAQ

Post: 776

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Torontooooooooo

i aint talkin bout the BM when i say i got 7 45's on me - Jada
Ya style is old like Marc 5 sneakers, lyrics are WEAK, like clock radio speakerss - GZA GENIUS
I got divine chromosomes in me, my sperm will scramble the eggs in a womans ovaries - Canibus
Hit you so hard in your chest your shoulders will touch - Canibus
Rip ya fuckin skin off just to get on ya nerves - Canibus
Hologram burn churches, murders by stickin a crucifix through ya cervix - Vinnie Paz
May 26, 2009 @ 12:16 AM
B_RAD

Post: 940

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: Stockton, CA

"I be the body dropper, the heartbeat stopper, child educator, plus head amputator" - GZA
May 26, 2009 @ 12:41 AM
why?wolf

Post: 264

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: the lot

mayonnaise color benz I push miracle whips
May 26, 2009 @ 06:28 AM
riceguyx

Post: 361

Join Date: Sep 2007

"im not only rockin the boat but comin fresh off of it" -key kool of the visionaries
May 26, 2009 @ 08:57 PM
punany-nany

Post: 161

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: Di Gaza

"I never got shook up by talks of illuminati,Im from where *****z talk that talk,and walk around the streets all day carrying heat like the human body"
May 26, 2009 @ 08:59 PM
Moe Greene

Post: 450

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Richmond, VA

Big L x Beavis & Butthead = Classic line.

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