Illest hip hop punchlines...

September 05, 2006 @ 19:28:31 PM
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im not gonna say 'the best', just some of your favorites....

ima start it off with O-Dot's jakki tha motamouth:

-spit nails, three words describe this male like complimenting hades' booty/"nice as(s) hell"

-I'll hit ya man after i waste yall groupies/the shit hits the fan like takin a dump on wesley snipes' baseball movie.

-no morals means ill choke ya reverend/believe we beyond dope when we blow up like coke in heaven/you was gettin at me, but i handled ya verse/i turned the tables like jesus in a gambling church.

leave some more dope lines:
September 05, 2006 @ 19:36:06 PM

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Im not really big on rappers that rely on similes and metaphors..though Lupe has some dope ones...but Tech's are always funny.

"I' jerk off inside books and give life to words,
leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard"
- Immortal Tech
September 05, 2006 @ 20:04:41 PM
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Ether- Nas (Pretty much the whole song)
September 05, 2006 @ 20:09:04 PM
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im not gonna say 'the best', just some of your favorites....

ima start it off with O-Dot's jakki tha motamouth:

-spit nails, three words describe this male like complimenting hades' booty/"nice as(s) hell"

-I'll hit ya man after i waste yall groupies/the shit hits the fan like takin a dump on wesley snipes' baseball movie.

-no morals means ill choke ya reverend/believe we beyond dope when we blow up like coke in heaven/you was gettin at me, but i handled ya verse/i turned the tables like jesus in a gambling church.

leave some more dope lines:

Whoa those are pretty wack. I'm not a huge fan of this style of rappin.
September 05, 2006 @ 20:14:55 PM

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Proceed With Caution by Benefit has some good ones too.
September 05, 2006 @ 20:55:53 PM
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September 05, 2006 @ 21:24:57 PM
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Probably one of the most famous.....

" SO them rings and things you sing about... Bring em out. It's hard to yell when the barrels in ya mouth" - Notorious B.I.G.

..... ANd possibly one of the best punchline raps "22 Two's" Jay-Z).....

"Too much West coast dick-lickin, and too many *****z on a mission
Doin your best Jay-Z rendition
Too many rough motherfuckers, I got my suspicions
that you're just a fish in a pool of sharks *****, listen
Too many bitches wanna be ladies, so if you a hoe
I'ma call you a hoe, too many bitches are shady
Too many ladies give these *****z too many chances
Too many brothers wannabe lovers don't know what romance is
Too many bitches stuck up from too many sexual advances
No question; Jay-Z got too many answers
I been around this block, too many times
Rocked, too many rhymes, cocked, too many nines, too
To all my brothers it ain't too late to come together
Cause too much black and too much love, equal forever
I don't follow any guidelines cause too many *****z ride mine
so I change styles every two rhymes"
--Sean Carter (Jay-Z)
September 05, 2006 @ 21:50:33 PM

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theres way too many to name

one that makes me chuckle still is
"..im a con and ur dumb like a damn trojan,
get it? condom im a con and ur dumb...blah blah blah"
chamillionblushing
September 05, 2006 @ 22:03:34 PM
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anybody realize that.. in the song ..Ridin/ its like ..... next to the PLAYSTATION controller..

in the video its shows an Xbox... controllerblushingblushing
September 05, 2006 @ 22:03:58 PM
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September 05, 2006 @ 22:46:38 PM

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"as i lean back like limbo in 64's like Nintendo, clean, don't intervene chumps, y'all far from the hood like limousine trunks" Lupe

"I agree that everybody's a biter, but if you xerox the style
then that's infringin' on my copyright(copy....right)"
-Phonte

"when i write its for all of NC, call me the state pen" Phonte

"so duck fellas, better get down like duck feathers" Lupe

"exercising they gaylike minds like Richard Simons" Jay
September 05, 2006 @ 23:37:19 PM
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"welcome all of yall to my dark recesses/ this is wher ei keep my bars like bathtub ledges"-lupe

"its important yall tell/cause im the real thing yall just copying the gordon gartrelle"-joe budden

"you on that brad pitt shit you better go watch/that movie se7en cause youll find your wifes head in a box"-celph titled

theres a whole lot man this is one thread ill contribute to alot lol
September 05, 2006 @ 23:40:45 PM
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All Wack!|0
September 05, 2006 @ 23:42:58 PM
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so instead of yawning and flaming why dont you post some

ive got more just cant remember em
September 06, 2006 @ 00:09:21 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
so instead of yawning and flaming why dont you post some

ive got more just cant remember em


Ok I'll give you one. And I think this quote sums up all these examples...

"Lyrics are weak, like clock radio speakers" courtesy of The GZA tongueface
September 06, 2006 @ 00:35:13 AM
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" why be a hater when green aint ya color/play super human on that Xman shit/pat swayze the only dead man to live/act up till he see his best man hit/ now he pro black on some Xclan shit"- joe Budden

all of mean and vicious-lupe

damn i cant think of shit lol maybe im thinkin to much and everythign just ascapes me
September 06, 2006 @ 01:12:01 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
anybody realize that.. in the song ..Ridin/ its like ..... next to the PLAYSTATION controller..

in the video its shows an Xbox... controllerblushingblushing

ur not the only on who noticed that! it like damn dog at least get system right

i got one " n yall scared i can tell/ and ima get bucks like milwakee, cuz like sam, i ca-sell/"
-old jadakiss "put ya hands up"
September 06, 2006 @ 02:55:05 AM
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September 06, 2006 @ 06:04:26 AM
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September 06, 2006 @ 08:12:41 AM

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Originally posted by Inactive User
Ok I'll give you one. And I think this quote sums up all these examples...

"Lyrics are weak, like clock radio speakers" courtesy of The GZA tongueface


that was nice but if you think that was the dopest punchline posted your crazy lol. stop being a hater!

"wifey complaining she still cummin, cause i hit her off with different strokes like Phil Drummin" Phonte

"so better keep it moving like the laws of inertia, for these Carolina boys come hurt yea" Phonte

"...overdose style, i'm stoppin *****s dead in they tracks..." Phonte

"Different hews, of rogues or blues
The street movement, that I move wit
"Hurri"s the "cane" like Miami U" Pusha T

"i just wanna blow off you right arm, and watch it fall off, like Wyclef when he started flowing like Dylan, and im taken chances while P Diddy making bands, im on your Family tree breaking your branches"- Grafh
September 06, 2006 @ 11:05:43 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
that was nice but if you think that was the dopest punchline posted your crazy lol. stop being a hater!

"wifey complaining she still cummin, cause i hit her off with different strokes like Phil Drummin" Phonte

"so better keep it moving like the laws of inertia, for these Carolina boys come hurt yea" Phonte

"...overdose style, i'm stoppin *****s dead in they tracks..." Phonte

"Different hews, of rogues or blues
The street movement, that I move wit
"Hurri"s the "cane" like Miami U" Pusha T

"i just wanna blow off you right arm, and watch it fall off, like Wyclef when he started flowing like Dylan, and im taken chances while P Diddy making bands, im on your Family tree breaking your branches"- Grafh


I never said it was the dopest nor did I post it thinking it was the dopest line. I posted it to say that all the other ones were weak from the GZA. The only one I liked that you posted was the first Phonte line. Phonte is dope.
September 06, 2006 @ 11:16:46 AM

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Yeah and to me...that one is boring and simple.
September 06, 2006 @ 11:27:42 AM

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Originally posted by Inactive User
The only one I liked that you posted was the first Phonte line. Phonte is dope.


really? i thought Pushas was more clever.
September 06, 2006 @ 11:46:07 AM
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did most you dudes start listening to music three years ago???(not everyone here....of course)

matth was the only dude who actually posted a "punchline".

"put a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself" - Big Daddy Kane

"fill you with so much lead you can use your dick as a pencil" -big l

"i got chino's back like a darso fin" - ras kass

"Aiyyo, you betta flee Hobbes, or get your head flown three blocks
L keep rapper's hearts pumpin like Reeboks "- big l

"Imaginations in flight
I send light, like Ben's kite I've been bright" - common sense

I won't even go into Lord Finnesse or Gza...be here all day quoting.
September 06, 2006 @ 11:58:46 AM

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Originally posted by Inactive User
matth was the only dude who actually posted a "punchline".


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September 06, 2006 @ 12:17:49 PM

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It was my understanding that a punchline didn't have to be a metaphor(which is actually a simile because all rappers use 'like')
September 06, 2006 @ 12:42:39 PM
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More in Carmen
I came In ya belly backseat
Skeetd in ya Jeep
Left condoms on ya babyseat

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September 06, 2006 @ 13:03:59 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
did most you dudes start listening to music three years ago???(not everyone here....of course)

matth was the only dude who actually posted a "punchline".

"put a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself" - Big Daddy Kane

"fill you with so much lead you can use your dick as a pencil" -big l

"i got chino's back like a darso fin" - ras kass

"Aiyyo, you betta flee Hobbes, or get your head flown three blocks
L keep rapper's hearts pumpin like Reeboks "- big l

"Imaginations in flight
I send light, like Ben's kite I've been bright" - common sense

I won't even go into Lord Finnesse or Gza...be here all day quoting.


See these lines above are dope. Pusha...come on that shit was wack. Rappers try to sound too clever and and abstract and the shit is just retarded.
September 06, 2006 @ 13:08:25 PM
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punchlines don't have to have similies...but 90 percent of the time they do in hip hop.

lines like jay-z's "this is food for thought, you do the dishes" are a punchline but not really, they're more showing off wordplay. Or his "I paint pictures, you all trace me"....not really a punchline, it's more wordplay.''

nemesies's jay line to nas is a good example of a puncline without a similie. It's like Biggie's "if have has twins, she propably have two pacs, get it, 2 pac's"
September 06, 2006 @ 13:16:51 PM

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See, I like abstract rhyming (Ghost, Rae, Camp Lo, Doom)
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