Worst rap lines EVER

Aug 28, 2006 @ 21:49
here's one
"my crib big like a football field/ you might fuck around and think i signed a football deal/"
lil flip
Aug 28, 2006 @ 23:36
juelz santana - oh yes

Like, Cowabunga, dude
This forty cali-caliber cowabunga you
Bump you like how a bumper do
I'm on the corner, pumping like how a pumper do
Aug 28, 2006 @ 23:39
Originally posted by Inactive User
juelz santana - oh yes

Like, Cowabunga, dude
This forty cali-caliber cowabunga you
Bump you like how a bumper do
I'm on the corner, pumping like how a pumper do

Lol just about every line from Santana's mouth is garbage...AYE!>smh
Aug 28, 2006 @ 23:50
Originally posted by Inactive User
Lol just about every line from Santana's mouth is garbage...AYE!>smh


hahah. A!

Inactive User

Aug 29, 2006 @ 00:32
"Hang like hangers"
Aug 29, 2006 @ 00:50
youre in the color of urine thats piss or pee/wirstery bright like the lights on a christmas tree/oh its christmas please ask santana claus/of course the hammer bamma fo fanna banana pause/
Aug 29, 2006 @ 00:57
is that the murder joint from juelz? i hate that song
Aug 29, 2006 @ 01:05
justanotha ho that i met in tha hoood
told her i was crunchyblack and it was all goood
she might as well gone ahead and sucked on ma woood
and letme whisper somethin in her ear if a could
Aug 29, 2006 @ 01:15
hahaha, great thread.

young jeezy(new single "I DO THIS") - "yeah, those'r my luck charms, i got lucky charms, and i dont mean corn flakes"

project pat(popin my collar)- "I straight flippaaaa, cheese like pancake-aaaaaahs/"


ive got a hundrwed lines in my mind ive made note of because of were hiphop/rap is right now but im kind of drunk right now so ill post them tommorrow.
Aug 29, 2006 @ 01:21
i got a couple now.. they just came to me

"i've got a hoe selection, a whole colllection, of a hoe selection.. im a hoe collection"

"kamamazi, nazi! nazi! coppy papi!!"

both of them Juelz- "Satana's Town"
Aug 29, 2006 @ 01:34
im Mr. chico stick ...yall know th erest does the whole fucking song count?

Inactive User

Aug 29, 2006 @ 01:42
anything by the group formerly known as LFO. Their "music" is a stain on the planet.
Aug 29, 2006 @ 02:13
well with all the corny ass music on the radio it seems th eplanet needs to wipe its ass better kuz i see alot of stains
Aug 29, 2006 @ 02:17
I treat you like milk and just spoil you - Flip.
Aug 29, 2006 @ 02:59
KEVIN FEDERASSS
[Random streaming, laughing and grunting]

[Bridge:]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

Gatinha sai do ch
Aug 29, 2006 @ 07:53
can't stop the reign on shaq's part he rhymes BIG like 5 times idk why he's still trying to still rap
Aug 29, 2006 @ 08:52
Originally posted by Inactive User
can't stop the reign on shaq's part he rhymes BIG like 5 times idk why he's still trying to still rap


hell fuck yeah, is it me or does that song seem like 10 years 2 late?


Originally posted by Inactive User
young jeezy(new single "I DO THIS") - "yeah, those'r my luck charms, i got lucky charms, and i dont mean corn flakes"



LMAO
Aug 29, 2006 @ 12:30
Shaq from Kazaam- "If you think you can handle it, let's green egg and ham it" WTF?

"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."

Aug 29, 2006 @ 12:38
Originally posted by Inactive User
can't stop the reign on shaq's part he rhymes BIG like 5 times idk why he's still trying to still rap

hahahaha, why did they even commition that ***** to do a verse?! he looks rediculous in that video to...


god i hate that song....
Aug 29, 2006 @ 12:45
Originally posted by Inactive User
I treat you like milk and just spoil you - Flip.


That line popped in my head when I read the thread.. hahaha
Aug 29, 2006 @ 13:01
"Are you into astrology cause i am trying to get to Uranus"
-Kane West

"toss you like a salad strawberry grape ya"(I thought that shit was gay as in Homosexual)
-Lil Wayne
Aug 29, 2006 @ 13:31
Jay-Z in I'm a Hustla Remix -
" i got a honeybun, no not a chick i got a HONEYBUN!!!
millions *****, i got couple hundred them"

whaaaah? i mean, i get the line, but whaaah? sounded like Hov was chillin' wit Rick Ross & Jeezy alittle to much that week.
Aug 29, 2006 @ 15:18
Originally posted by Inactive User
can't stop the reign on shaq's part he rhymes BIG like 5 times idk why he's still trying to still rap

haha HELL YEA!!!
"i got a phanton the same color as butter/ when iride by *****s be like damn i can't believe its butter?"
-Shaq

LMFAO

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/"
-Cam'ron
Aug 29, 2006 @ 16:03
Yeah Cam do be sayin some dumb stuff lol.

"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."

Aug 29, 2006 @ 16:28
Cam's whole verse from the snake remix:

Beep beep that's the jeep
Toot toot that's the couep three jeeps (Uh huh)
Two coupes (Whoa!)
Capri jeans (Whoa!) blue boots
(Whoa!) She mean and plus she too cute
Hey ma, look girl don't become a statistic
They losin we winnin it's um terrific
Come vi-visit (Visit)
I'm Mike, I wasn't for the Bull (Bull)
I'm one of them Wizards
And I be downtown Radisson northside Addison
Westside Madison southside we back again
(The hundreds) Not to G you
(Not at all) I'm a G boo (That's true)
R.I.P. to lives lost and E too
Meet you in heaven, that's the sequel
All y'all my people dug from the cathedral
Right now I got candles and cake
No scandals, ma'am no handle the snake, Killa!!!!

Inactive User

Aug 29, 2006 @ 17:21
Lot's of diplomat fans in here I see.
Aug 29, 2006 @ 17:24
Originally posted by Inactive User
yeah smh

Shut it Estrada.

"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."

Inactive User

Aug 29, 2006 @ 18:36
Originally posted by Inactive User
haha HELL YEA!!!

"im in a lokey lokey/ got a pokey pokey/ leave u holey holey/ you'll say holey moley/"
-Cam'ron


haha Cams got some of the silliest lines.
Aug 29, 2006 @ 18:50
Originally posted by Inactive User
O_O idk who you are reffering to son.Im Hero,got a problem then see me after school

(x.x)O=(<.<Q)

Aight homes, I gotchu, back of the schoolyard, 3, bring porn.

"I keep myself so lifted I'm accustom to new heights."

Aug 29, 2006 @ 19:24
ENTIRE SONG
Does Your Chain Hang Low - Jibbs

[Kids]
Does yo chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, to make ya cold
Do your chain hang low

[Jibbs]
[Hook]
Is that your chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain
You know the name!

Is that your chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain
Im off the chain!

[Verse 1]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Im hot kid
Chains so low you would think that diamonds never stop it
And it's funny cause you could never stop it
A bunch of rocks on my hand n I aint even on the block yet
Show em white gold sorta hold em like my tims
And a chain hang 24 inches like the rims
Diamonds all blown up yeah sorta like a pimp
So wehn I like hit the ice
It starts glistenin off the tims (off the tims)

My chain hang
All it do is blang blang
Have blue, have red
Like my diamonds gang bang
And dont even think
We on the same thing
Charms so heavy they couldn't lift it till the crane came

[Chorus]
Does yo chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, it make ya cold
Do your chain hang low

Does yo chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, to make ya cold
Do your chain hang low

[Verse 2]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Im so icy (do yo chain)
My trunk so heavy that my neck dont like me (do yo chain)
Go n no no no is not a game kid (do yo chain)
Cause I throw my chain in the crowd (do do do do do do yo chain)
Like game B

Is nothing
Diamonds is nothing to me
(do yo chain) Especially when Im dressing up
Is just a button to me
Bling! (could you thro it over yo shoulda) and not to mention my teeth
Cause they color coordinated
Complimentin the teeth
Oh bra (boy) dats!

So check out my swag
Diamonds red, white, n blue like the American flag
Boy (do yo chain) is so colorful
N see I got that nice screen
My money spend on jewels
I call it my ice cream (chain, chain, chain, chain)

My music give you black eye
Cuz of the beating
They think I am a mutant
The way a boy is beasting (chain, chain, chain, chain)
I stay when n sometime u call it cheating
Yeah, my boys always around
Like is a mee-ting

Is that your (do yo chain) chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain)
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain)
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain)
You know the name! (do do do do do do yo chain)

Is that your chain!?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain)
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain)
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain)
Im off the chain! (do do do do do do yo chain)

Does your chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, to make ya cold
Do your chain hang low

Does your chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Does it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, to make ya cold
Does your chain hang low

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sadly, the kids' part is kind of catchy -_-
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