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July 14, 2010 @ 01:52 PM
ASSHOLE

Post: 4230

Join Date: Apr 2009

Sittin sidewayz like Bruhman in a Box Chevy
Never leave the desk, my pockets always too fuckin heavy.
I
July 14, 2010 @ 01:53 PM
CHEEP

Post: 4164

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: 904

im on a different level than these other weak ass styles
stepping up, hair disheveled, with these rhymes i typed for miles
dont give a fuck about you devils, im stepping up my game
if hypebeast was gone tomorrow id be the same, nothign changed
youre lame, like a amputee with half a brain
fuck a battle with you, im not in this shit for fame
im war in reverse like big daddy kane
i can pull dimes all night without cash or caine
call up the team and have em run a train
leave em soaking wet like getting stuck in the rain
keep my name in your mouth like the dickin your mouth
uncivilized cat coming from the fucking south
yeah, im coming from the bang'em, thats motherfucking duval
where fake kids we hang em, emasculated like rupaul
riverside is the hood, sydney is the street
the fuckin haze that we blaze will knock you off your feet
July 14, 2010 @ 01:54 PM
Guapamole

Post: 3956

Join Date: Jan 2009

Canvas ghost wrote it

dandydan lifestyle might not make it
got zach's sister and claire in my bed butt naked
and i just finished off another double down
now i finna lay back while these bitches double down

on my dick yo
like they was immigration and my peen was a spic yo
and i bust on her chin
gobbling up my cum like her name brendan nguyen

fuck red envelopes i got pizza boy cash
camp hat on my head while im waxing that ass
spend it all on smokeable plants
all i do is cop supreme and john wall dance
steezin up fit battles on my spring shit
halfcabs same color as ian wangs dick

go ahead and frap back, i'll turn a a swagfather to a son
but this shoutbox freestyle is over type done
July 14, 2010 @ 01:54 PM
VADO-U.N.

Post: 3248

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Harlem, Uptown where...

ima body this thread later
July 14, 2010 @ 02:01 PM

Inactive

Yeah. My nuts look like raisins.
You hired two male hoes, pay 'em.
I'm so based that I listen to basedment jaxx
I swagpoop on nigs, how can you say I'm wack.
I look like Hannah Montana, but I'd fuck the grrl from icarly.
I'm large on the Internet like Chris iFarley.
ill send the professor brothers to ya crib.
and they'll act comically, ya dig?
I'm Vietnamese, so that means I'm a gangster.
I like your girlfriend, so I banged her.
Banged her, and smash and dash.
Banged her, and bust and take a bus.
Banged her, and cum and run.
Yeah, I have BOO and W+H out the ass.
I look like Jesus, so get out the glass.
And pour some champagne and shit.
Hoes on mah dick, cummed on her face and shit.
Fots shired at all you dumb nigs.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
July 14, 2010 @ 02:03 PM
CHEEP

Post: 4164

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: 904

rhymes crazy sure shot like a sniper on some acid
while your shits soft like a dick when its flaccid
you remind me of nam, like whens it gonna end
alcatraz couldnt hold me with the bars that i bend
spit heron? ya done like a neo con
and its putting me to sleep, givin me the nods
my shits straight fire, never gonna retire
pay respect, light my stoge off your funeral pyre
July 14, 2010 @ 02:20 PM

Inactive

Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Are ya ready?
Fixie lifestyle is the bomb!
I come from a country called vietnam!
I listen to indie rock and sleep a lot!
Nikka, you're a peeping Tom!
I swagpoop on all of you, and i wipe my ass!
You girl says I'm twice as big and twice as fast!

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
PBJ xx-005 gang or die.
Skull 5010-xx gang or die.
Flathead 3001 gang or die.

I'm young, yellow, famous!
Visvim out the anus!
Your grrl needs a lawnmower!
she said you're dank sucks, I pulled my bong, showed her!
and she took a few tokes!
And in case you didn't realize, that's a metaphor!
for sex, I fucked her on the floor!
I told her to meet me at the bar, it's going down!
meet me in the back, it's going down!
Meet me anywhere I guarentee it's going down!

Uh. Yeah.
Hemmed Pants Lifestyle!
HPL!
We're on the rise!
July 14, 2010 @ 02:24 PM
CHEEP

Post: 4164

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: 904

8 steps to perfection, dont step in my path
watch me open the seven seals, motherfuckers feel my wrath
apocalyptic visions, take the seven minus one
leaves me at six, call me the devils son
talk tough, motherfucker, ill slap you in the face
five fingerprints leave the only trace
as i disappear into the night, four in the morning
4 pops from the forty four will be your only warning
if you come to take my crown, you know that im the boss
before i count to three youre gonna take a loss
i can spit two lines and leave your ass done
when this shit is over, ill be the last one
July 14, 2010 @ 02:27 PM
DirtbagZack

Post: 1044

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: TURN UP

yeeeeeeah whats up wit yo crooked tooth
you actin like you in a booth
ill kill you and wrap you like a present
this nikka talkin bout basedgod, when hes a basedpeasent
i have a black president
you live in a bitch residence
filled with old people and ihops
yo bitch wants to ride mycock
i gave her the nerbraska windmill
then to top it off i finished on her face like a bp oilspill

whatever

July 14, 2010 @ 06:28 PM
JordanBro

Post: 412

Join Date: Mar 2010

Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Are ya ready?
Fixie lifestyle is the bomb!
I come from a country called vietnam!
I listen to indie rock and sleep a lot!
Nikka, you're a peeping Tom!
I swagpoop on all of you, and i wipe my ass!
You girl says I'm twice as big and twice as fast!

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
PBJ xx-005 gang or die.
Skull 5010-xx gang or die.
Flathead 3001 gang or die.

I'm young, yellow, famous!
Visvim out the anus!
Your grrl needs a lawnmower!
she said you're dank sucks, I pulled my bong, showed her!
and she took a few tokes!
And in case you didn't realize, that's a metaphor!
for sex, I fucked her on the floor!
I told her to meet me at the bar, it's going down!
meet me in the back, it's going down!
Meet me anywhere I guarentee it's going down!

Uh. Yeah.
Hemmed Pants Lifestyle!
HPL!
We're on the rise!


i fucking feel you
July 14, 2010 @ 07:04 PM

Inactive

Yo. I'm back to finish the rest of you off.
Yeah.
Young Moops in the building.
I'm swagging on nigs with my gitman vintage.
Your girl is saying "skeet damn, finish".
Yeah, I'm young and based.
Your girl says I'm fun on dates.
I sit in my house eating pho, extra hoisin.
My basedness is as wide as the ocean.
Chopped onions and sriracha in my pho.
I know you're mad, may I ask why, though?
Thin cut rice noodles, thats my swag.
Head Porter x NBHD, that's my bag.
I go in, like a dick in your grrl's pussy.


I don't like fish balls or coriander or shit in this pho bowl.
If I smell a fish ball, I'll cut your dick off, no homo.
Yeah. Chopsticks to eat that pho and beef.
Please tell me why you're so angry.
Is it because I'm a motherfucking gangster?
I fucked your girl, and I didn't thank her.
After that, we ate some beef brisket pho.
I fucked your girl, why are you still living, though?
July 14, 2010 @ 07:43 PM
Surfer

Post: 66

Join Date: Sep 2007

I thought the rule was 10 lines?
July 15, 2010 @ 02:32 AM
DirtbagZack

Post: 1044

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: TURN UP

yo MOOP$ you rappin bout food, thats the only thing you can eat
i eat rappers like you with bread , no wheat
you can see me in the streets
yo bitch suckin my meats
yes i said meats because i got plenty
how many inches you ask? i hope you can count to twenty


i bring the gas. i hope you ready
ill be in your nightmares just like freddy
but this is real life, aint no fiction
but what is real is yo bitch on my dick like an addiction
she craving the black shlong
so she took off her thong
i got so much swag i told her ill sport her
so i threw her dat hail mary dick like it was the end of the 4th quarter

whatever

July 15, 2010 @ 10:32 AM

Inactive

yo MOOP$ you rappin bout food, thats the only thing you can eat
i eat rappers like you with bread , no wheat
you can see me in the streets
yo bitch suckin my meats
yes i said meats because i got plenty
how many inches you ask? i hope you can count to twenty


i bring the gas. i hope you ready
ill be in your nightmares just like freddy
but this is real life, aint no fiction
but what is real is yo bitch on my dick like an addiction
she craving the black shlong
so she took off her thong
i got so much swag i told her ill sport her
so i threw her dat hail mary dick like it was the end of the 4th quarter

Ey. Ey. A wild bitchass appears. Dopeness, I choose you.
Uh. Uh. Let's vibe. Yeah.

Yeah, you eat rappers, that makes you a cannibal.
I eat pho, but that doesn't matter though.
You say my girl sucked your meats.
Well I don't have a girl, how do you have multiple meats?
I ask that because I'm concerned about ya, please.
If you got multiple meats, I'll diagnose ya disease.
It's called wack-rapper-itis.
I'm so based I make Am Trak the flyest.
That's not possible because Am Trak is a train.
I hate you like a old man with a cane.

Yeah, ether, ether, ether.
You got it Moops? Yeah, I got it Moops.
Uh. Uh. Dopeness, use dope rhymes. It's super effective.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, y-y-y-yeah.

Yo, I heard you've got more than one dick.
I also heard you've got more than one trick.
That isn't safe, you'll get AIDS.
But I hate you more than Aubrey's fade.
Yo, dopeness, reduce his HP to zero.
I'll tell you one thing you don't normally hear though:
I lurve you.
Naw I'm playing you like cannibalism and killing others.
You have pikachu, I've got missingnumber.
Glitch style motherfucka, you haven't even seen it yet.
I hate on you, because you have multiple penises.

A-ha! Hemmed Pants Lifestyle. HPL.
Killa Killa Clique, we're on the motherfucking rise.
Shoutout to mah nikka Fiddy Tyson, shoutout to Lil B,
I'm praying to you, man.
Yeah. Shoutout to everyone out there who has hemmed pants.
It's the road we chose, te only thing we can do it keep on marching.
Uh. Shoutout to Gucci Mane and the whole Brick Squad.
Oh leh do it.
July 15, 2010 @ 01:48 PM
DirtbagZack

Post: 1044

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: TURN UP

Ey. Ey. A wild bitchass appears. Dopeness, I choose you.
Uh. Uh. Let's vibe. Yeah.

Yeah, you eat rappers, that makes you a cannibal.
I eat pho, but that doesn't matter though.
You say my girl sucked your meats.
Well I don't have a girl, how do you have multiple meats?
I ask that because I'm concerned about ya, please.
If you got multiple meats, I'll diagnose ya disease.
It's called wack-rapper-itis.
I'm so based I make Am Trak the flyest.
That's not possible because Am Trak is a train.
I hate you like a old man with a cane.

Yeah, ether, ether, ether.
You got it Moops? Yeah, I got it Moops.
Uh. Uh. Dopeness, use dope rhymes. It's super effective.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, y-y-y-yeah.

Yo, I heard you've got more than one dick.
I also heard you've got more than one trick.
That isn't safe, you'll get AIDS.
But I hate you more than Aubrey's fade.
Yo, dopeness, reduce his HP to zero.
I'll tell you one thing you don't normally hear though:
I lurve you.
Naw I'm playing you like cannibalism and killing others.
You have pikachu, I've got missingnumber.
Glitch style motherfucka, you haven't even seen it yet.
I hate on you, because you have multiple penises.

A-ha! Hemmed Pants Lifestyle. HPL.
Killa Killa Clique, we're on the motherfucking rise.
Shoutout to mah nikka Fiddy Tyson, shoutout to Lil B,
I'm praying to you, man.
Yeah. Shoutout to everyone out there who has hemmed pants.
It's the road we chose, te only thing we can do it keep on marching.
Uh. Shoutout to Gucci Mane and the whole Brick Squad.
Oh leh do it.


yo, you call that rapping
more like slacking
put some carmex on. yo lips are cracking
your lips are ashy, from eating all dat soup
everyone welcome HB's worst freestyler *pause* MOOOOOOOOOOOOP$!

yo , that wasnt right, im sorry
im bout to shoot at your whole HPL like robert horry
that was a sports reference for you illiterate fucks
i be cashin out so you can call me a milwaukee buck
im tough like a dodge truck
you talkin pokemon? ill give yo bitch some Muk
on her face
all over the place
in her hair
she dont care
she got head and shoulders
thats shampoo and conditioner
i got a trick but your bitch is in worse conditon than her

yo this is just a sesh
i would give yall some more but you gotta pay for the rest
ayeeeeeeeee
oh lets do it

whatever

July 15, 2010 @ 06:03 PM

Inactive

Yo. Yo. Yo.
Uh. Yeah.
You backed me into a corner.
No more playing around.
I'm about to go in.
I'm about to take shots.
Grab your vests.

Moop$ the king of Asians, yeah.
Take shots you can't faze him, yeah.
Revenge of The mighty HPL.
I got u trapped man, take the 'L'.
Hemmed pants gang, and I'm gonna hem more.
I deal with lurvely girls, you deal with spent whores.
You've got AIDS, herpes in ya face.
My fixie lifestyle leaves you in a daze.
Come to my hood, and you'll die.
I go to your hood, and I feel fine.
I'm watching 'Friends' right now.
Rachel is lurvely right now.

Ooooh. Damn. I fired shots at you, you're done.
But I'm gonna go in some more, to make sure everyone knows who's bawse.
Hemmed pants lifestyle. HPL.
We're on the rise.

A-n-t-i, get gunned up and clapped quick.
Your whole crew, get gunned up and clapped quick.
Hah.
I'm so based, I'm from Mars, no bar.
I get around on a fixie, no car.
I get wasted, no bar.
I shine, no star.
People try to get a bite of my money, no shark.

Ha. Ha. Ha.
Young Moops is killing them.
July 15, 2010 @ 06:43 PM
alecsayss510

Post: 260

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: SF

yo, you call that rapping
more like slacking
put some carmex on. yo lips are cracking
your lips are ashy, from eating all dat soup
everyone welcome HB's worst freestyler *pause* MOOOOOOOOOOOOP$!

yo , that wasnt right, im sorry
im bout to shoot at your whole HPL like robert horry
that was a sports reference for you illiterate fucks
i be cashin out so you can call me a milwaukee buck
im tough like a dodge truck
you talkin pokemon? ill give yo bitch some Muk
on her face
all over the place
in her hair
she dont care
she got head and shoulders
thats shampoo and conditioner
i got a trick but your bitch is in worse conditon than her

yo this is just a sesh
i would give yall some more but you gotta pay for the rest
ayeeeeeeeee
oh lets do it


you a milwaukee buck huh? well Im a mothaeffen warrior ,
you from the ioch nikka come around me its time for torture
you think you smoke weed, but we get it by the pound got money by the grand got b*****s getting down
You know I'm a G based on how the way I sound, new city new state seeing clouds all around
ill take you higher for minute then ill drop you to the ground
dazed and confused, worried about your jordan fusion shoes
now your bitch eyein me, she looken like a fine B, kush rolled, lambo cleaned, picking from my money tree
heres a lesson learned, just remember when you come at me i only deal with nikkas who smoke weed just to keep it G
July 15, 2010 @ 07:18 PM
DirtbagZack

Post: 1044

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: TURN UP

you a milwaukee buck huh? well Im a mothaeffen warrior ,
you from the ioch nikka come around me its time for torture
you think you smoke weed, but we get it by the pound got money by the grand got b*****s getting down
You know I'm a G based on how the way I sound, new city new state seeing clouds all around
ill take you higher for minute then ill drop you to the ground
dazed and confused, worried about your jordan fusion shoes
now your bitch eyein me, she looken like a fine B, kush rolled, lambo cleaned, picking from my money tree
heres a lesson learned, just remember when you come at me i only deal with nikkas who smoke weed just to keep it G


alright look kid, you say all you do is smoke tree
why dont you hit the books and get a fuckin degree
instead of that G.E.D
you cant even graduate , living in the town
now you gotta work at burger king sportin that crown
think your ballin makin minimum wage
you got nothing at all to your life at this age
its bout to stay this way.
forever, for eva eva for eva eva for eva eva

your lyrics are straight ass
you cut class to smoke grass
you think you got good grades
this is a lesson for you that i made

ill come with that heater next time

whatever

July 15, 2010 @ 07:32 PM
THiZZ

Post: 2673

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Los Angeles

your rhymes like your name son, straight double ass
little fuckers like you get done quick fast
whit the elevated mental of this sober minded god
while your bitch get drove like a rental by mr based mod
stepping up to me, son youll need to try harder
ill send your ass back home like regan did to carter
got lyrics out the ass like verbal diarrhea
leave your face all swole like ike did tina
verbally abuse ya, leave ya shakin in fear
end this bullshit battle like mel gibsons carreer


Bodied that ✖✖✖✖✖ suprised... Bout time somebody knocked the OP off his fuckin soap box smile...

-THiZZ
July 15, 2010 @ 08:46 PM
Super Nintendo Chalmers

Post: 4504

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: on the interwebz

Does anybody know anything about multis? Setting up punches? Similies, metaphors, hyperbole? IDK man, I see a lotta dr seuss type rhymes with a lot of cursing. But ain't nobody trying to really be rappers in here, right?
July 15, 2010 @ 08:56 PM
Surfer

Post: 66

Join Date: Sep 2007

everybody here rhymes, but nobody here raps,
its like everyone swims, but nobody does laps,
its like watching porn, but nobody faps,
your rhyme is over, but nobody clapped.
I'm not gonna diss people that I dont even know,
I just spit lyrics so people know im in control,
Im big brother, but its not 1984,
I be standing there watching you, awkward like i were kingkoor,
im a real king, not like lebron,
I rep my hood and my friends, and i always stay strong,
dont bitch and quit when something goes wrong,
just keep walking this path, no matter how long.
July 15, 2010 @ 09:07 PM
alecsayss510

Post: 260

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: SF

alright look kid, you say all you do is smoke tree
why dont you hit the books and get a fuckin degree
instead of that G.E.D
you cant even graduate , living in the town
now you gotta work at burger king sportin that crown
think your ballin makin minimum wage
you got nothing at all to your life at this age
its bout to stay this way.
forever, for eva eva for eva eva for eva eva

your lyrics are straight ass
you cut class to smoke grass
you think you got good grades
this is a lesson for you that i made

ill come with that heater next time


put away the heater homie, the breeze is cool in my whip
got your breezy backseat suckin me up wit cool whip
dont trip son, you just get ya self a new bitch, matta fact get like me and just get ya money stacked cuz out here we be getten in, talken how im livin it, quit clownin foo, you tricken just to ya keep bitch,
my flow too sick, my kevlars thick,my style is just too slick like rick
have your body cut in half and dumped into a creek, cuz see i have no mercy, nikkas tryen be like me fuck that real heat right here beside me
no one wants to hear you, no one even fears you, the opposite of fierce i can see you forming tears dude
Here's a high chair, welcome to the kings lair, i wont kill ya ill just turn ya to a peasant just to keep it fair
July 15, 2010 @ 09:17 PM
undercover.

Post: 1308

Join Date: Sep 2009

Yo, i got tons of swag, faggots.
Faggots.
July 15, 2010 @ 09:35 PM
Axraexl

Post: 3189

Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: Isolation

Does anybody know anything about multis? Setting up punches? Similies, metaphors, hyperbole? IDK man, I see a lotta dr seuss type rhymes with a lot of cursing. But ain't nobody trying to really be rappers in here, right?


.

Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand

July 16, 2010 @ 02:19 AM
CHEEP

Post: 4164

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: 904

im not high, im in another galaxy
realisticly, lyricaly, none of yall can step to me
bend bars like bruce banner, im in that hulk mentality
mentally hd, yall virtual reality
actually, yall fantasy like rick ross coke raps
and your shits old news like some vans dub taps
yall just some peasents compared to be based mod
come and try to battle, ill bring you closer to god
July 16, 2010 @ 02:33 AM
CHEEP

Post: 4164

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: 904

uhhhh!
I keep stacks on deck like a yatch
Im chillin on my matress count'n all this money I got
ur girl sleepin on my cock, while u sleepin on a cot
yo just stop, ✖✖✖✖✖ im too much
i wouldn't buy ur Supreme if u sold for two bucks
I don't do drugs but Im HB's highest
I don't post in the WDYWT but Im HB's flyest
I troll hard but Im HB's kindest
I can't think of anything to rhyme with Kindest
But Im the pretty bitch, Im HB's finest


hb finest? you aint even the best from duval
son keep that shit up and youre bound to fall
i mean, god damn, you know how we do it in the bang em
some weak shit like that, you know we gotta hang em
like the motherfucking klan, but you know im not a racist
but elitist for a reason, im the best, face it
vintage jesus, based mod, hb old dirty bastard
no father to my style, im the motherfucking master
July 16, 2010 @ 03:04 AM
alecsayss510

Post: 260

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: SF

hb finest? you aint even the best from duval
son keep that shit up and youre bound to fall
i mean, god damn, you know how we do it in the bang em
some weak shit like that, you know we gotta hang em
like the motherfucking klan, but you know im not a racist
but elitist for a reason, im the best, face it
vintage jesus, based mod, hb old dirty bastard
no father to my style, im the motherfucking master


your name should be gay mod, you aint the motherfucking master
everytime you spit a flow, youre that close to falling off faster
you may of heard of me, im here to hang your shoes up, tough luck,ive had enough
going straight to the top but you are staying low, dont make me kung fu your ass, Russell Tyrone Jones
ill laser beam your head off, its time for me to take off, quit your job based mod your about to get laid off
people say that I am God, you are nothing but a fraud, shut your mouth and listen, its the echo from the applauds
before you claim that youre the best, your nothing better than the rest, punch you with a left, leave you wrecked only to think about your foolish regrets
July 16, 2010 @ 03:36 AM
Yee.

Post: 146

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Fairfield, Ca

haha yall must be playin. check it.
i came thru the cuts, all pain, ten cuts/ not givin a fuck, studying some holy astro-logy/ no logic, is needed to define me/ im raw and pure as an untampered with soul, cut down to the bone/ to put it simply if you fuck with me homie, you gotta atone/ and im not talkin bout dollar bills/ cuz that shit and technology is the source of new age ill will/ im talkin bout old school ultra violence, some tarantino pulp fiction kill bill/ but bruh. that was eight bars you listenin still?../ but yo, you dnt understand the scematics and cosmetics that go into writin somethin simple as this/ its just twistin up words till you get somethin ill outta it/ ha i mean twistin up nerds till you get some blood spill outta it/ simply bleeding out words makin sense outta anythin even if illegitiment/ aye homie take a hit of this/ my skill/ and feel the awesomeness permeating thru your skinnnnnn/ your soul is inequvilent to a force like mine, quiverin like a arrow, its easy to find out/ that when it comes down to it youll drop that dime.... so hide out.

CUZ YOU A BITCH NIGA.
thats a 16 bar verse. do somethin
July 16, 2010 @ 04:41 AM
Hobbes

Post: 112

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: sǝןǝ...

Ayo, fuck all these rappers Parapa dancin
i'm shattering glass with action, the lady orgasmic
seismic movements of graphic dramatics
tactic enchantments enhanced from my attic
i'm tearing through the hodge podge of kids on a keyboard
A mic the key to life as i drive through the keyhole
worded lines like a record to a needle
with sure signs to guide a direction for the people
I have no equal, the damage I manage to cause
from lyrical holocaust hollows melons from New York
to an LA sidewalk
trapped in my mental tentacles i'm tempted to timber
every entity willing to step in a cyphering member
think you dashin and clever
ill cut your every buddy to nothing then everybody to severs
of syllable data
then you tend to remember

Went as #y?E.

July 16, 2010 @ 09:44 AM
Kwyjibo

Post: 425

Join Date: Apr 2010

yo i put a dick in yo ass while im reading bible. my nipple is hard as fuck and my name aint donald duck.

I've gone out the window


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