Uk in general is kinda weak. Really sweet people, hard to take srs. Sugarcoated accents used by mediocre to ugly hoes and gents who eat turrible food that apparently browns teeth, converting normal breath to farty noxious fumes, meanwhile doing nothing to nutritiously make apple-y and grabbable their squarepantsed women's concave asses, but instead leaves them looking from the top-up as do chubbily masculine patrick stars a la susan boyle who tend to settle (unless presented with ANY other alternative) for their counterpart squidwardly-featured chumps that historically have had collective micropenis insecurity (see: uk porn. Or uglies bumpin' uglies, as me and my friends call it) so deep-seated that it has been at the compensational crux of entire world wars and the colonization of more handsome, athletic, and comparatively vastly-endowed indigenous peoples. Collidin hadrons while we coolin the moon, bitch pls.
Also; its tire, not tyre.
if this wasnt so cartoon-ish it would be sick in my opinion
