Why aren't jordan 1s popular?

Nov 17, 2013 @ 22:08
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Nov 22, 2013 @ 17:16
They are pretty popular, I see a lot of people that aren't "sneaker heads" and don't buy retro Jordans wear them a lot 
Nov 22, 2013 @ 18:54
BECAUSE THERE THE ONLY JORDANS THAT LOOK LIKE MOTHAFUCKIN NIKE DUNKS 
Nov 23, 2013 @ 07:56
1's are one of the better Jordans if you ask me.

Inactive User

Nov 23, 2013 @ 08:11
They're my favorite kind of Jordans tbh.
Nov 23, 2013 @ 08:12
wtf utombout they're one of the most iconic sneakers ever!could you explain what you mean by not popular?u must really be trolling.

Mista No Slack N My Mack

Nov 25, 2013 @ 14:26
Perhaps you probably think this because they make so many of them (mainly the phat 1's) and obviously all of them don't sell out. But they are definetely one of if not the best jordans. When they release OG 1's they sell out.

1's, 3's 11's and 4's are the most popular.. don't really know what youre talking about tbh
Nov 25, 2013 @ 17:14
op a dumbass

ig supremecellar

Nov 25, 2013 @ 17:33
1s are iconic

Heartbreak Boyz | Mia Khalifa Fan Club

Dec 08, 2013 @ 07:03
What do you mean? Certain 1s are considered heat like Bred 1s , Royal 1s, etc.

Specially Educated, Heavily Medicated.

Dec 11, 2013 @ 23:07
You kidding me with this question? 1's are a widely popular shoe, man.

who said a black man in Illuminati...last time i checked that was the biggest racist party

Dec 16, 2013 @ 06:08
1s are cool but sick of seeing shitty colourways
Dec 18, 2013 @ 00:10
My Breds and Royals are numbered. Love em to death, probably won't get any of re-releases because you know...YOLO
Dec 18, 2013 @ 15:14

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Dec 26, 2013 @ 10:09
hows the fit on the 1's compared to 3's or 4's ?
Dec 29, 2013 @ 05:00
anyone know if sole_genius25 from IG if legit? Want his bred 1s
Jan 06, 2014 @ 22:48
Ones are the shit! I wish they'd bring back these back


Rise Above Sneakers X Apparel

Jan 14, 2014 @ 09:40
1s are really nice. But prefer it when they're just a colour and black. Favourites are probably shadows, royals and breds.

礻一

Jan 15, 2014 @ 00:11
I love Jordan ones personally, they make great beaters. Same can't be said about a lot of other Jordans.

"That's right Domon..."

Jan 15, 2014 @ 03:08
hows the fit on the 1's compared to 3's or 4's ?
They fit the same for me. TTS
Mar 09, 2014 @ 21:45
they have the highest resale value lol
mids arent the same bc they are general release
Mar 10, 2014 @ 03:08
1s and 3s for meee
Mar 10, 2014 @ 04:01
3s and 4s for me
Mar 11, 2014 @ 05:09
1s are pretty popular.. Where I am, everyone wants a pair 
Mar 13, 2014 @ 19:16
Well, they are PRETTY FUCKING POPULAR, u dumbass. Theyre the MOST clasic model of aj, so how can dey be unpopular??
Mar 13, 2014 @ 21:22
Originally posted by Inactive User
Official Nigger Owner's Manual


 


Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new

nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give

years of valuable, if reluctant, service.


INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.

You should install your nigger differently according

to whether you have purchased

the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a

serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain

your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking

it, and don't even think about taking that chain off,

ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a

chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out

of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best

as standalone units, but should be hobbled or

hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this

stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most

owners use the same names over and over, since niggers

become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus,

Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!,

Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names

for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it

should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some

owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke.

Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for

nigger hoes. These names go straight over your

nigger's head, by the way.

CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER

Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped

with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can

master only a few basic human phrases with this

apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular.

However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises

and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably

call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue.

Once de-tongued your

nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't

hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers

have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners

also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours,

mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is

strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why

this is not done on the boat.


HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.

Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout

iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide

enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule

of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So

a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can

accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger

cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about

your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd

pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the

bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel

before and they're not about to now. In any case, your

nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As

long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living

better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put.

Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely

accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt

sex with black hoes.

FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.

Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and

watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these

things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't

deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt,

and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet

with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc.

Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon

slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end

of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have

worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike

of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one

is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost

every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't

have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers

as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal

breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more

than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You

would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger

to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't

ask. You have no idea.

MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.


Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The

nigger's most prominent anatomical feature, after all,

its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it

more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day

doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often

good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in

the opposite direction if they see work heading their

way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger

into working. After installation, encourage it towards

the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence

post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all

that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back

until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically

compete with the other field niggers to steal as much

of that cotton as it can before the white man returns.

At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage

and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick

every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes equipped

with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to

match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers

can start work at around 5am. You should then return

to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers can

then work through until around 10pm or whenever the

light fades.

ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER.


Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you

should play with it regularly. A happy smiling nigger

works best. Games niggers enjoy include: 1) A good

thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants

down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your

other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your

nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking

and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are cheap

and there are millions more where yours came from. So

every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch

a nigger.

Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of

a tree, and niggers just love to be lynched. It makes

them feel special. Make your other niggers watch.

They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day

or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger

dragging: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar

on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at

approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks of

enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek

until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the

nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head

comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger,

but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never

exceed the speed limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a

variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out

in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy

this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a

tall white hood. 5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of

Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans.

WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as

they are highly toxic.

DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.


Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might

say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most

people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours

dies, report the license number of the car that did

the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will

collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.

COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS

MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE

Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity

nigger? What are we, short of niggers or something?

MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN


They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it

can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white

women who might go near it.

WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?

Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then,

it's not likely. If niggers successfully overthrew

their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food.

This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent

(until some fool gave them rights).

MY NIGGER BITCHES ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".

Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.


MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIGGER?

A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent.

That brown color you can see is the

shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models

of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin".


MY NIGGER ACTS LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.

What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd.

IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?


They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable.

In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and

2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred

genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting

like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let

the niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any

wigger is a dose of TNB.

MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD

And you were expecting what?

WHERE SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER?

When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "

Dead nigger storage"? That's because there ain't no

goddamn sign.
hahahaha
one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Mar 24, 2014 @ 16:29
there popular but alot of people that buy jordans are just jumping on the bandwagon so they buy overpopulated jordan 3's or some shit
Mar 25, 2014 @ 21:24
because jordan brand released about 3937802 different whack retros of them
Mar 26, 2014 @ 14:17
Jordan ones are pretty popular. It's the other variances of the shoe that lack popularity. I usually only rock with the HI's. 

The mids and lows aren't my taste. 
Mar 28, 2014 @ 05:01
Jordan 1s is quite good actually
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