Hey asshole!! Instead of looking like a corny doofus, why don't you just wear your shoes with whatever random shirt you grab out of your closet. I know, I know, if you can't match like a kindergartner, the ladies aren't gonna suck your dick.
But on the other hand, you can spare yourself from looking like a ding dong. For fuck's sake, just look at the Opiums. Those shoes don't need to be matched with. They are loud/contrasty (sp?) shoes and you are just gonna pull the equivalant of felching with them if you try to match them shits.
(PM for a definition of felching. A friendly heads up, think about your mom having sex.)