Unrest in the Spamster household this morning. While packing up boxes I found my Uptown covered in jizz and smashed under the bed. Turns out the girl borrowed it to lay out last month, spilled shit all over it while drunk with skank friends, then stuffed it under the bed. Didn't have the heart to tell me. The betrayal is real fam. They say love knows no bounds, but that shit is being tested today...Damn, try putting it in the washign machine or something. Worth a try, not like it can get any worse..