I gave my $150 box to the goodwill.
We here at the local East Providence Goodwill wanted to personally commend you for your selfless act of kindness in regards to donating the box of clothing to our local office. Unfortunately, there was an abundance of frightening colored yellow cut and sew and vile beanies that not even the homeless heroin addicts would use as a fecal rag or vomit sack. We had no other choice but to incinerate virtually the entire box of clothing. Thank you again anyways, but please don't give us this ugly shit ever again.
Reuben Q. Collins
East Providence Good Will Manager