well this was before i was on hb, but i was rocking some girbauds with the straps(anyoneremember thoses shits? they was hoood) and i went to a party and iunno what happened when i sat down i heard a rip, i thought it was something else, then i stood up there was a HUUUGE fucking tear down my right cheek, it was huuuuge. it went from my crack to almost the back of the knee. so i had to call my homie up and bounce to get a new pair at home.
my lesson from that was, wear shorts under jeans.