Douche Cars

February 28, 2010 @ 10:54 PM
dub c

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porsche = dbag car

Jokes?
Porsche boxters I agree are dbag cars.
Porsche GT3's, Carrera GT's, 993's, etc. are definitely pure class.
March 2, 2010 @ 03:48 PM
Ihome

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these imo
March 2, 2010 @ 04:35 PM
denim_archive

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ha! this thread is hilarious.
March 2, 2010 @ 04:37 PM
ClydeFrazier

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porsche, including the boxsters and caymans, are great cars

sometimes their owners can be douches

but they're amazing cars

Melo Gang All Day

March 4, 2010 @ 03:57 PM
a bag of it

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first of all, fuck the OP....beemers are great cars and I don't know any douche's that drive them.

the number one douche car is definitely a HUMMER...unless its an H1, in which case that's badass
March 5, 2010 @ 10:11 AM
spookymilk

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BMW's with gay chrome wheels (you're supposed to have taste when owning one of these)
Chrysler 300's (you want a Bentley or Rolls but can't afford one...we know)
Dodge Neon's (SRT-4's included)
Subaru STI's (cool cars, but every twat who drives one thinks they have the fastest car on the road)
March 5, 2010 @ 01:47 PM
Calico_Pete

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Location: Oxnard(805), Cali

I think you're mad because someone has better then you, Its time to grow up. You're obviously under the age of 16 because you can't seem to realize you just generalized people that drive a car. Do you really think everyone that has better then you is a douche. Do yourself a favor and get off the internet.


haha thank you !! quit hating.
March 6, 2010 @ 09:08 AM
'Ryuji'

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lol
March 6, 2010 @ 09:09 AM
'Ryuji'

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No car is a douche bag, until a douche bag driver makes it into one.
March 6, 2010 @ 09:02 PM
SkylineGTR

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^+1

but personally i hate.. mustangs -_- and riceboxes aka civics(ek9 eg) which have loud ass exhaust huge spoilers shit rims and running 130hp under their hood.. pure bs !
March 7, 2010 @ 12:06 PM
vince24L

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I have an e36 M3 and I don't consider myself a douche.
I used to go to BMW meets for years and most of the people were cool as fuck. There was 1 or 2 douchebags who just talked about how much money they have though. But hypebeast has like 60% those type of people.

Personally:

1. Mustang (Without a doubt)
2. Hummer
3. Lifted Truck
Then a mix of.. Eclipse, Cobalt, Civic

I can't believe people are saying Porsche are d-bad cars. It seems like some people are calling any car that might be pricey a d-bad car.


But its mostly what people do to the fucking car... Fart can... Spoiler to make it look like a shopping kart.
March 7, 2010 @ 08:24 PM
why?wolf

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DSM
and anything made by ****'s
March 12, 2010 @ 10:53 PM
SSRmk5

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G35s and 350z's
March 12, 2010 @ 10:57 PM
HELLA.

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anything thats nicer than my car.
March 13, 2010 @ 12:44 AM
Koven

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1. BMW Guy
www.spike.com/blog/top-7-types-of-car/76375?page=2&numPerPage=1

Haters gonna hate


Source: JOERG KOCH/Staff/Getty Images

The most enjoyable activity for BMW Car Guy is convincing everyone else that BMW makes the best cars in the world. There can be no other car better than a BMW M3. It is simply perfection. The BMW guy offers a level of pretense which can sometimes rival Exotic Car Guy, but at a much cheaper impact on his bank account (which also makes him better than the Exotic Car Guy).

BMW Car Guy is a refined sophisticate, and he has ascended beyond the juvenile need to do burnouts. BMW Car Guy is more concerned with car magazine statistics, expensive aftermarket wheels, nanotechnology car wax, and the latest watches in GQ magazine. BMW Car Guy would also ask that you ignore the slightly tacky carbon fiber roof on his ubercar. 'Course, BMW guy also has the obligatory hot Asian girlfriend, so he scores a tip 'o the hat regardless."



I dont date asian girls no more. razz

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March 18, 2010 @ 10:03 PM
Clothes_addict

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^ I dont have an asain gf confused
March 19, 2010 @ 12:41 AM
STI Guy

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ok so according to this thread, you're driving a douche car if it's made by acura, honda, mistu, nissan, subaru, ford, chevy, lambo, ferrari, mercury, lincoln, suzuki, audi, bmw, mercedes, lexus, toyota, dodge, hummer, infiniti, mazda, porsche, vw, rolls-royce, etc. so basically if you drive a car you're a douche.
March 20, 2010 @ 12:19 AM
ANTHONEEE

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big ass trucks and hummers.

http://anthonywho.com

March 20, 2010 @ 01:36 AM
sneakerholiq

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^ hey i drive a g35... confused
March 20, 2010 @ 01:48 AM
ClydeFrazier

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ok so according to this thread, you're driving a douche car if it's made by acura, honda, mistu, nissan, subaru, ford, chevy, lambo, ferrari, mercury, lincoln, suzuki, audi, bmw, mercedes, lexus, toyota, dodge, hummer, infiniti, mazda, porsche, vw, rolls-royce, etc. so basically if you drive a car you're a douche.


looks like now's the time to buy korean

Melo Gang All Day

March 20, 2010 @ 04:00 AM
bRub

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Everyone I've met who drive a pulsar is a douche.
March 21, 2010 @ 03:48 AM
D.Nguyen

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scions, bmws, and hummers
March 25, 2010 @ 02:25 PM
808elite

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op is a hater who can't afford a bmw lol
March 25, 2010 @ 02:51 PM
ClydeFrazier

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op is a hater who can't afford a bmw lol


unfortunately that's a huge part of what the audi community is. which is a shame because audi does make some great cars

Melo Gang All Day

March 29, 2010 @ 04:34 PM
Jayz4Dayz

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In the road riced out civic's and some g35's think they own the road..
March 29, 2010 @ 11:54 PM
Cybrax2

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Are golfs, gti, r32 douche cars?
if not yay!
March 30, 2010 @ 12:48 PM
Taal

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lol those g35's owners.
March 30, 2010 @ 05:25 PM
imtheman

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The "bros" and other idiots that drive these in the streets like they own the fuckin road.
Like do you really need to do this to your everyday ride - for the city... really.
March 31, 2010 @ 01:10 AM
leoan

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dodge srt-4's
March 31, 2010 @ 08:50 PM
MRB614

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ahah this thread is so funny but so true i think 328i should be ranked higher
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