Douche Cars

October 07, 2009 @ 14:17:41
I want you to spend a day looking at every person inside an M3 or M5 or 335 not all bmws just those whoever has that is a straight up douche but i do agree with the other cars u guys posted for douches lololll btw Cybrax2 ur not richer than me and Sneaky ur not better than me u guys are probably butt hurt because you are douches who drive an m3 convertible with the top down spike your hair and wear shades at night like the rest of the douche fags.


I think you're mad because someone has better then you, Its time to grow up. You're obviously under the age of 16 because you can't seem to realize you just generalized people that drive a car. Do you really think everyone that has better then you is a douche. Do yourself a favor and get off the internet.
October 07, 2009 @ 14:34:02
"Pockets itch, wanna see big chips and politic in a Baravian whip"
October 07, 2009 @ 14:57:47
what audi ronnel?

Melo Gang All Day

October 07, 2009 @ 15:11:55
clean as fuck

3.2 or the 4.2? i heard the new supercharged six goes.

Melo Gang All Day

October 07, 2009 @ 15:16:06
Ronnel did you park in the A6 spot on purpose haha?
October 07, 2009 @ 16:26:23
Dumbest shit I ever heard, but I bet I'm just the type you'd call a "douche".

[x] Audi
[x] Designer aviators
[x] Nice watch
[x] Girlfriend sitting shotgun /w aviators on too


ron i see you ***** smokeyface
October 07, 2009 @ 18:18:55
All you guys are fucking idiots. I'm not saying all BMW r for douches, just those. I noticed this a long time ago. This is at least for all the M3s i see around here. None of you are better than me because you have a BMW. My Audi is nicer than all of your fag M BMW. Whoever doesnt agree is the biggest douche of all time. Everyone with an M3 has spiked hair and sunglasses on when not needed. Fuck all you for talking shit. All you dont know anything. You are all probably douches who wish you could have an m3
October 07, 2009 @ 18:24:12
Dumbest shit I ever heard, but I bet I'm just the type you'd call a "douche".

[x] Audi
[x] Designer aviators
[x] Nice watch
[x] Girlfriend sitting shotgun /w aviators on too


replace audi with bmw and I think thats me. blinkyeyes

all I do is sip espressos and listen to AZ -mrelllis.tumblr.com

October 07, 2009 @ 18:25:05
oh look, another audi owner that's hating on bmw's. why am i not surprised? (no hate towards ronnel)

Melo Gang All Day

October 07, 2009 @ 18:25:55
You cop an audi when you dont want to be noticed. Save for the R8 and RS4 lol

all I do is sip espressos and listen to AZ -mrelllis.tumblr.com

October 07, 2009 @ 18:32:45
no jokes, i love audis, one of my favorite cars ever made is the b5 s4. but unfortunately, i see a lot of hate coming from audi owners on the bmw crowd (typically a4/s4 owners). it's fucking annoying and makes the brand look bad when they produce some dope cars.

Melo Gang All Day

October 07, 2009 @ 18:46:01
There are some cars that are almost reserved for douche bags. In my opinion BMW is the brand they choose. Especially the M models. If you look closely at every person with an M3 you will see they are douches. The main douche BMW are:
1)M3
2)M coupe
3)M5
4)M6
5)135i
6)335i
7)328i coupe

Post the cars you think douches have. There are a lot trust me


I'd trade my car in for any of those except for the 328. Generalizing people who drive a certain car is ignorant as fuck.
October 07, 2009 @ 18:48:30
Integras
October 07, 2009 @ 18:53:55
Audi drivers don't all hate BMW. But those two companies r competing because they have a lot in common. I personally like Audis much better. Much nicer and fewer problems. I have an A5 not an A4/S4. I love my A5 more than any BMW in that price range. With Audi you get more for your money.
October 07, 2009 @ 19:00:07
Audi drivers don't all hate BMW. But those two companies r competing because they have a lot in common. I personally like Audis much better. Much nicer and fewer problems. I have an A5 not an A4/S4. I love my A5 more than any BMW in that price range. With Audi you get more for your money.


i'm sorry did you say more for your money? the a5 is much more pleasing asthetically than the e92 328i, but loses to it in just about every objective category compared to the 328i, including grip, 0-60, 1/4 mi, etc.

if anything audi needs to step their game up with the a4/a5 cars. a fairly well equipped a4 2.0t quattro reaches 40k easily, and that with the 200 hp engine from a volkswagen!

oh and fewer problems my ass, ask anyone which car is more reliable and people will say bmw. while audi has made some leaps forward in reliability, it's hard to run away from your past.

Melo Gang All Day

October 07, 2009 @ 19:25:41
i'm sorry did you say more for your money? the a5 is much more pleasing asthetically than the e92 328i, but loses to it in just about every objective category compared to the 328i, including grip, 0-60, 1/4 mi, etc.

if anything audi needs to step their game up with the a4/a5 cars. a fairly well equipped a4 2.0t quattro reaches 40k easily, and that with the 200 hp engine from a volkswagen!

oh and fewer problems my ass, ask anyone which car is more reliable and people will say bmw. while audi has made some leaps forward in reliability, it's hard to run away from your past.


Honestly ur a fucking idiot. My A5 is a 3.2 and it shits on the 328i. It is a little slower than the 335i but way nicer and more pleasing. The interiors do not even compare not to mention the amazing bang and olufson sound system that came with the car and the mmi is much better. I know tons of people with a BMW and they all have tons of problems. My Audi never has problems neither did my old A4. Audis are way more reliable than BMWs and that is a fact. Ask anyone that has experience with both. Plus the A4 with that Volkswagen engine u were talking about, has a faster 0-60 than the 328i. The A4 is the biggest, fastest, and most fuel-efficient in its class. Plus it is the nicest. One day you will realize how amazing Audis are. Their horsepower may be lower, but they have more torque and they are all wheel drive. They even have a double clutch gearbox, which BMW does not.
October 07, 2009 @ 19:28:55
clean as fuck

3.2 or the 4.2? i heard the new supercharged six goes.


"Yo dawg..whats the difference btwn a 3.2 and a 4.2?" lol
October 07, 2009 @ 19:30:43
"Yo dawg..whats the difference btwn a 3.2 and a 4.2?" lol


3.2 is a 3.2 liter v6 engine and a 4.2 is a 4.2 v8 engine
October 07, 2009 @ 19:40:23
"Yo dawg..whats the difference btwn a 3.2 and a 4.2?" lol


about 30 to 40 grand cock sucker, now beat it!

all I do is sip espressos and listen to AZ -mrelllis.tumblr.com

October 07, 2009 @ 19:54:17
Honestly ur a fucking idiot. My A5 is a 3.2 and it shits on the 328i. It is a little slower than the 335i but way nicer and more pleasing. The interiors do not even compare not to mention the amazing bang and olufson sound system that came with the car and the mmi is much better. I know tons of people with a BMW and they all have tons of problems. My Audi never has problems neither did my old A4. Audis are way more reliable than BMWs and that is a fact. Ask anyone that has experience with both. Plus the A4 with that Volkswagen engine u were talking about, has a faster 0-60 than the 328i. The A4 is the biggest, fastest, and most fuel-efficient in its class. Plus it is the nicest. One day you will realize how amazing Audis are. Their horsepower may be lower, but they have more torque and they are all wheel drive. They even have a double clutch gearbox, which BMW does not.


both cars run close to 6 seconds in 0-60. a little slower than a 335i? a 335i runs 0-60 in 4.8 seconds you twit.

again, you're talking about subjective shit. i said objectively, the 328i shits on the a5. the audi has the superior interior and user interface, but the bmw is the drivers car.

the a4 2.0t runs the same 0-60 as a 328i? i had a gti mkv using the same engine and dsg (which btw, bmw is now using in the m3 and will eventually trickle down to other models) and that car ran roughly the same 0-60 as a 328i. now you're gonna tell me a car using a 6 spd auto (only the s4 uses s-tronic, also known as dsg. the a4 doesn't.) and weighing at least several hundred pounds more runs the same time?

i love audi's, don't get me wrong. the new a6 and s4 with the supercharged six are great cars. the a8 is probably my favorite compared to the s class and 7 series. the r8 is one of the best cars ever built. but i'm not gonna sit here and listen to some ignorant fuck who thinks he knows shit about cars when he clearly doesn't.

Melo Gang All Day

October 07, 2009 @ 20:13:10
Audi can't even compare to the driving expirience of a Beemer,the steering feel in a Beemer is a gift from god I can roll over a cigarette in the street and feel it through the wheel of my 325i,the brake feel is godly too,I honestly think I could stop my Beemer on a dime can you say that about your Audi?
October 07, 2009 @ 20:41:03
about 30 to 40 grand cock sucker, now beat it!


lol glad sumone caught on..i think i'd have to be retarded to not know the difference.
October 07, 2009 @ 20:48:43
SRT-4
Male scion tc owners

also, lol @ comparing the car itself to other car's rather than the drivers. It's not the car's fault douchebags choose to drive them =/
October 07, 2009 @ 23:16:10
It's not the car's fault douchebags choose to drive them =/


exactly, if your a douche in your 3 series bimmer your still going to be a douche even if you drive an a4, lifted truck, camaro, scion, evo, mini, smart ,etc, etc.
October 07, 2009 @ 23:24:37
Chrysler 300 is the ultimate douche sled. Especially when they slap on that fake Bentley grill.

Oh and I'm no expert on the technical aspects of both cars but my gf works in the service department of a large Audi dealership and she says cars are coming in ALL the time, brand new cars. She's worked in many dealerships and says that Audi's are without question the most unrealiable cars she's dealt with. Granted she still thinks their sexy as fuck, take that how you will.
October 08, 2009 @ 00:09:53
Audi drivers don't all hate BMW. But those two companies r competing because they have a lot in common. I personally like Audis much better. Much nicer and fewer problems. I have an A5 not an A4/S4. I love my A5 more than any BMW in that price range. With Audi you get more for your money.


I feel you on that. I just got the new S4 its the greatest thing on earth &). BMW is just played out... plain and simple. Audi is alot classier in my opinion tongueface
October 08, 2009 @ 00:31:10
god i love the new s4. can't wait to see vf and apr to do some work to it. you go 6 spd or s tronic?

Melo Gang All Day

October 08, 2009 @ 03:27:19
Most of the cars discussed in this forum are/can be extremely douchebaggy.
October 08, 2009 @ 03:32:41
oh yeah

well holden can suck my dick

yeah that's right >smh

Melo Gang All Day

October 08, 2009 @ 03:36:55
You again? That's really not as offensive as you hoped, because I think holdens are extremely douchebaggy too. Also, you just completely contradicted what you were saying in the other thread by reverting to racial slurs.

(Please disregard if you were being sarcastic... Tone is hard to judge over the internet.)
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