Gratuitous
September 4, 2010
Im what one would consider a glutton. A meal isn't complete until i've gone back for a third helping of whatever artery clogging delicacy has been set out before me on a plastic tray.
The way through my heart is through my iron lined stomach. The woman that tames me will be a domestic goddess who will amaze me as much with her sharp wit as she will with her culinary wizardry.
The homie Alex Estevez, burgeoning radio personality and host of the concert series The Famous Factory, baked cupcakes for me the other day which in this day and age is a feat deemed amazing being that the modern day dinner is now served by someone with a slight grasp of the English language and access to a bike. She even baked them in silicone reusable cake cups due to concerns of the economy and environment *swoon*.
If you're looking at this picture of cupcakes an boobs and asking why i wrote this, know that im frowning at you right now.
Show me a man who hates cupcakes and boobs and i'll show you a man with no soul.
I completely understand and agree. The best way to get in good with me is always through my stomach. Any woman that tames me too must be a culinary wizard along with other important attributes. Boobies and cupcakes is always a win in my books. Oh and she is....yeah. try to keep her around ^_^
YO UPDATE YOUR BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I realize I'm horribly tardy with commenting on this photo but I saw her and her baked goods and was compelled to do so...
So lemme get this straight...she makes delicious cupcakes AND she HAS delicious cupcakes!!! Hmm, might need to lock that down homie!
And just so no one is left in the dark, the second time I used the phrase "delicious cupcakes", I was of course referring to her boobs.
Just being thorough.
Does she cater?