Last Request
February 23, 2010

i haven't planned out my death as of yet. I'm leaning more toward choking on a Butterfinger and further away from Autoerotic-asphyxiation. I honestly don't care what you do with my body after I pass. Put in a circus cannon and shoot it into a fireworks factory, use it as a piñata, make it the centerpiece at a necrophiliac's house party, whatevs. However if you happen to be on the planning committee for my post-living shindig and you fell like the casket thing is the way to go, my only request is that there will be a flat screen television installed into my corpse wagon playing this video on loop:

This is just in case i wake up from the dead like I have on various other occasions and i just need something to entertain myself until I run out of oxygen or dig myself out with my bare hands, whichever comes first.

I also ask that there be an accompanying television placed in the headstone so that anyone coming to visit my grave, like droves of schoolchildren and my many grieving widows will be subject to this feat of majesty.

Also, the inscription on the headstone will read as follows "Emeka Obi: Went out like a fuckin champ"