Winter Warz
November 10, 2009

I've done a lot of things in the guise of work. I say the guise because many times when you choose the right occupation you'll get placed in situations where the things you're asked to do for money are things you would have probably paid to do otherwise.

Lemme explain

A guy with a foot fetish would give his pinky toe to handle feet all day but the Korean pedicurist does it all day and more than likely heads home and drops a few tears in her kimchee after having to sand down bunions to make her bread.

but some things are a perfect match

I hate people. So I was sent paint balling.

To shoot the lookbook for the Holiday '09 season 10 Deep crew went deep into the woods to practice the barbaric act of simulating wartime situations with two teams set out to make each others faces look like a preschoolers arts and crafts project.
In between shots the crew went rouge in the forest with paint filled air rifles like the love child of John Rambo and Jackson Pollack.

My aggressions are usually set in the written word so an chance to unload a clip of baby nursery redecorating grade ammunition into the back of a co-worker was cathartic.

So im guessing i picked the right job

but I just applied for the position of Quality assurance tester at the vagina factory. Cross your fingers!

more pics after the jump