What Wood Jesus Do?
I’m not a religious person by any means, but i hear its not polite to talk about politics or religion at the dinner table so i wont discuss my abject hedonism in a public forum. Perhaps they saw my dionysian ways and thought I needed as much help as i could get or maybe they thought in all of my opulent glory I would revel in holding the head of a martyr, but the peoples at Good Wood thought it best to give me a Jesus Piece.
Not just a any Jesus Piece, an all a black, wooden, stunt worthy joint with my name on the back WHAT! Plus when i got it it smelled like bacon, but what I thought to be added value ended up being just odd coincidence.
Story is that they chose 10 people to give this Lumber Lord to and my name must have popped up during their intense selection process of throwing darts at the phone book. I really don’t even know who else has one aside from my man Joe La Puma, Chris aka CtotheJL and my man Marcus Troy (who has two cause that boy need Jesus!). I would say that I appreciate being in such good company, but i think that other Blackout Bible man holders might be Buster Douglas and the dancing old man from the six flags commercials so i reserve my accolades.
No truly, thanks to the peoples at Good Wood.
Sweet, I would definitely rock that